Howie Felterbush
Bow Tie Daddy
OK, I couldn't find a thread on this anywhere on here, and I think you all might get a kick out of it. Maybe not.
I was on my lunch break at work the other day, sitting outside and enjoying the unusually nice weather. A cow-orker walked up and said something about the "chemtrails". I looked up and saw a whole bunch of jet contrails in the sky. I kind of gave the guy a funny look and asked him if he really believes in all the secret government chemtrail stuff. He assured me he did, and that's when it got really strange...
This guy told me with a straight face that the reddish stuff that you see around the bottoms of items that are sitting on the edge of your tub (shampoo bottles, etc) is a harmless chemical that didn't exist before about 1960 or so. He was unsure of the exact date. He claimed the government had released a small amount of this harmless chemical into the ecosystem in California and has been charting its spread across the country. They did this so they could understand better how chemicals could be distributed to the citizenry without their knowledge.
I gaped. I goggled. I told him I was pretty sure the red stuff was just rust, or some mineral crud left over from the evaporating water and even if it isn't rust I was almost positive it was not some government created experiment.
He wasn't buying it.
Has anyone ever heard this particular totally insane theory?
I was on my lunch break at work the other day, sitting outside and enjoying the unusually nice weather. A cow-orker walked up and said something about the "chemtrails". I looked up and saw a whole bunch of jet contrails in the sky. I kind of gave the guy a funny look and asked him if he really believes in all the secret government chemtrail stuff. He assured me he did, and that's when it got really strange...
This guy told me with a straight face that the reddish stuff that you see around the bottoms of items that are sitting on the edge of your tub (shampoo bottles, etc) is a harmless chemical that didn't exist before about 1960 or so. He was unsure of the exact date. He claimed the government had released a small amount of this harmless chemical into the ecosystem in California and has been charting its spread across the country. They did this so they could understand better how chemicals could be distributed to the citizenry without their knowledge.
I gaped. I goggled. I told him I was pretty sure the red stuff was just rust, or some mineral crud left over from the evaporating water and even if it isn't rust I was almost positive it was not some government created experiment.
He wasn't buying it.
Has anyone ever heard this particular totally insane theory?