Rapture - 23rd September 2015

[JayUtah]

I just want to imagine how much havoc I could wreak with a bunch of blow-up dolls and a tank of helium.

 

[malbui]

I just want to imagine how much havoc I could wreak with a bunch of blow-up dolls and a tank of helium.

That’s a combination of words I don’t think I’ve ever heard before.

 

[Dad_SB_83]

I just want to imagine how much havoc I could wreak with a bunch of blow-up dolls and a tank of helium.

This was done in the show "Six Feet Under"

LINK (!NSFW!)

 

[JayUtah]

This was done in the show "Six Feet Under"

LINK (!NSFW!)

I knew it was too funny to be original.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

You would think that Christians might have run across this since, well, it's a key scripture used to support the Rapture:

“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father..." (Matthew 24:36 NIV)

Is that both before and after the Rapture happens? If after, why then everything is explained. It's happened but no one has noticed.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

And then there's this!

 

[Dabop]

I've had that since 2022, and it wasnt new then...

 

[Norman Alexander]

This never panics anyone. Take me home Jesus.

That should be "Take me home, Siri".

 

[P.J. Denyer]

The ones I really can't get my head around are the ones who thought they were going to be Raptured but their children, including babies, wouldn't be. Who would make up & worship a god that would leave your children to suffer?

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Are you suggesting my Dad got raptured when he was just getting cigarettes?

 

[P.J. Denyer]

Are you suggesting my Dad got raptured when he was just getting cigarettes?

It wasn't in 1975 was it? We might have solved two mysteries?

 

[Safe-Keeper]

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I've had that since 2022, and it wasnt new then...

Best thing is, this would probably actually work.