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Cont: Qanon Conspiracy Theories Part Two

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abaddon said:
It is worse. After the first fiasco, there were a whole string of subsequent failures. So bad that these days they refuse any and all specific dates.

One might think that such a truck of fail would be a death knell for such a so called faith, but it isn't. Plenty of SDA still about, still doorstepping people.
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Jesus said he'd be back before the then-current generation was out. That rather blatant bit of fail didn't deter Christians.
 
I haven't been keeping up with the latest wisdom from Q, but have they given up the idea that T**** actually was reinstated, and that Biden is just a puppet? I never quite got how that idea corresponded with the simultaneous disparagement of Biden's administration, but of course consistency need not apply here.

It seems a lot of the accounts of these prophets is about as specific as the nursery rhyme about the old woman who lived under the hill.
 
Hans said:
The trumpers should be saying he will be reinstated soon, then they can never be wrong and maybe nine months after he dies they will finally admit he isn't going to actually do that - until he is resurrected!
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When you say 9 months and resurrected... I think that it would be more appropriate to invoke reincarnation. Nine months after Trump dies, they're to look for his just born reincarnation!
 
abaddon said:
Arnold said he'd be back. Difference is Arnie came back as he said. Possibly too often
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BazBear said:
At first I read the web address as "superheterodyne.com". :D
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You fool.

It is hexa-hemi-hydroxy, hemi hydroxy chloreo toxin.

Or whatever else lunacy I made up today.

Prove me wrong.

If you have nothing else to do.

The hell with it. Nobody is really sure what kettle of crazy is brewing. All one can be certain is that there is a kettle and it brewing. Brewing good. Brewing real good.
 
abaddon said:
You fool.

It is hexa-hemi-hydroxy, hemi hydroxy chloreo toxin.

Or whatever else lunacy I made up today.

Prove me wrong.

If you have nothing else to do.

The hell with it. Nobody is really sure what kettle of crazy is brewing. All one can be certain is that there is a kettle and it brewing. Brewing good. Brewing real good.
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And you call yourself a so-called smart person, eh?
 
Aridas said:
And you call yourself a so-called smart person, eh?
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Not at all, such a claim would be clearly foolish.

I am obviously the smartest person ever. Nothing but the best. I do try to encourage my kids, but they are morons.
Candidates for auto-euthanasia at best.


Gosh. Who knew being unspeakably evil could be so easy?
 
abaddon said:
Not at all, such a claim would be clearly foolish.

I am obviously the smartest person ever. Nothing but the best. I do try to encourage my kids, but they are morons.
Candidates for auto-euthanasia at best.


Gosh. Who knew being unspeakably evil could be so easy?
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The smartest person ever, of course. With that said, though, have you considered skipping over the encouragement and just jumping straight to employing chem-trails on your kids to at least make them more useful?
 
Aridas said:
The smartest person ever, of course. With that said, though, have you considered skipping over the encouragement and just jumping straight to employing chem-trails on your kids to at least make them more useful?
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One could attempt it, but face facts. My kids are clearly daft as a brush so why waste time on such evolutionary dead ends?
 
abaddon said:
That is kinda fun. What will they be saying when it doesn't happen? Will they do a Harold Camping? Or a heaven's gate? Either way, warm the popcorn because it will be a Loooooooooong movie.
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They can always go back to saying it did happen. This is the age of miracle and wonder after all, and believing two mutually exclusive things just means you're never wrong.
 
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