Cont: Qanon Conspiracy Theories Part Two

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The Great Zaganza said:
you know who is totally cool with people covering their ankle monitor in a plaster cast?

the cops.
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Still chuckling at the idea that the feds need an ankle monitor to know where Obama, the former president, or HRC, the former first lady, or Biden, the president-elect are at all times.

These people are probably within eyeshot of multiple federal agents every waking moment of the day. These people can't be five minutes late in the shower without the secret service knowing about it.

But yeah, Q patriots keep tabs on these high profile criminals the same way we keep track of bar brawlers on bail awaiting trial.
 
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Checkmite said:
I love the idea of all these people being secretly arrested and formally charged with multiple counts of cannibalism and child torture and then just being let out with an ankle monitor.
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I'm amused by the idea that you would need to put an ankle bracelet on someone with a security detail and press pool assigned to them. What is it the ankle monitor will tell you that the Secret Service agents and pool reporters won't?
 
Trebuchet said:
And no fair using Ghislaine Maxwell's network of secret submarines, either!
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Secret subs aren't S.T.U.P.I.D., they're cool as hell.
Lord knows, if I had Bezos money a decade ago, I'd have had US Subs (Triton) go ahead and build one of their proposed luxury submersible motor yachts.
And surface in McCovey Cove during a Giants game. [emoji1]
 
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I've been seeing Obama everywhere. So he's on house arrest but allowed to do his book tour and campaign for Democrats in Georgia. Sounds totally legit.
 
Craig4 said:
I've been seeing Obama everywhere. So he's on house arrest but allowed to do his book tour and campaign for Democrats in Georgia. Sounds totally legit.
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You are seeing Obama everywhere... Or are you? You don't think the lizard people only have the one Obama suit, do you... :eek:
 
An update on the Q-anon/sovcit consumer complaint I posted earlier:



Note the comment from her family about placing a Q-anon license plate on her vehicle.

Delusional birds fly in delusional circles.
 
Craig4 said:
I'm amused by the idea that you would need to put an ankle bracelet on someone with a security detail and press pool assigned to them. What is it the ankle monitor will tell you that the Secret Service agents and pool reporters won't?
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The Qanon people have seen the Soprano episodes where Uncle Junior was under house arrest too many times.
 
SuburbanTurkey said:
Apparently the Biden ankle injury is bringing out the Q classics as well.
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A conspiracy theorist whom I know is absolutely convinced that Biden's ankle injury was inflicted on him by operatives of the Deep State, as a reminder to him that he must stay in line and do as he is told.
 
SuburbanTurkey said:
Apparently the Biden ankle injury is bringing out the Q classics as well. In the past, Q morons would comb over pictures of the regular villains looking for any wrinkle or fold on pants that would indicate that these people are wearing a prison tracking anklet. Apparently an ankle cast or brace are just disguises to hide this sign of imprisonment.
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Do you remember in the run up to the 2016 election, online conspiracy nutters were going over pictures and video of Hillary and her Secret Service detail and convinced she had some sort of disease that causes seizures or anaphylactic shock or something and that one of her Secret Service bodyguards was seen to be carrying an epi-pen or benzodiazepine injection in case she had a seizure or fit or whatever.
 
Jhau said:
A conspiracy theorist whom I know is absolutely convinced that Biden's ankle injury was inflicted on him by operatives of the Deep State, as a reminder to him that he must stay in line and do as he is told.
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I heard it was because he kicked Trump's ass so hard, he broke his foot. Could be a rumor.
 
In response to Matthew Ellard:
On a darker note, the boys and girls in St Petersburg, Russia, who previously pumped USA social media with nonsense did work to "talk point crib sheets" so there is someone in Russia who is very good at making up this sort of nonsense.

You're absolutely right! I would love to see a flowchart demonstrating the links between the actual info-conspirators; Miller and Bannon, backed by Mercer here; Prigozhin's Internet Research Agency (IRA - a subtle finger to the Brits?), and so on.
 
By the look of things around here lately, QAnons have lost their mojo now that their hero has fallen. Is the whole stupid deal finally over?
 
eerok said:
By the look of things around here lately, QAnons have lost their mojo now that their hero has fallen. Is the whole stupid deal finally over?
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It'll probably morph into some other pernicious, seditious, bat -**** conspiracy. The suckers will forget the utter failure of everything Q and latch onto . . . R, or some other credulous crapola. It is amusing to watch them fail and flail so predictably though.
 
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