Cont: Qanon Conspiracy Theories Part Two

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Resume said:
So, to review:

No PIZZAGATE!!

No OPRAHGATE!!

No TOMHANKSGATE!!

No WAYFAIRGATE!!

No LAPTOPGATE!!

No DOMINIONGATE!!

No Frogmarching!!

No Gitmo!!

No nothing, ever.
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Hmmmm time for fringe reset. Wait I've got it Harris is the one that is going to trigger the storm. She is working for Trump, will bump off Biden, become president then, cancel the 2020 election after the fact then marry Trump and make him her Qcumber Tsar.

Simples
 
Q-Anon Fringe Re-set "plans"

Hans said:
Hmmmm time for fringe reset.

Harris is the one that is going to trigger the storm. She is working for Trump, will bump off Biden, become president then, cancel the 2020 election after the fact then marry Trump and make him her Qcumber Tsar.
Simples
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Well yes that is all very plausible (Yes Bubba?) but not what's really going on.

In reality "Q" told me that Trump has already arrested the Clintons, Obama and liberal paedophiles. Trump simply replaced them with look-a-like robots. The real Clintons, Obamas and liberal paedophiles are slaves in calendar print shop that has added extra days to every month since 2016.

Trump has tricked the world into thinking it is November, when it is still only January. The "fake" election was a ruse so Trump can see who his real enemies are......... before the real election.
 
There has been the idea that Trump get's a write-in in Georgia as a Senator, then, using his new position, is going to replace McConnell and actually do all the Senate Investigations into Hunter and Hillary that the Deep State Turtle wouldn't do.
 
Matthew Ellard said:
Well yes that is all very plausible (Yes Bubba?) but not what's really going on.

In reality "Q" told me that Trump has already arrested the Clintons, Obama and liberal paedophiles. Trump simply replaced them with look-a-like robots. The real Clintons, Obamas and liberal paedophiles are slaves in calendar print shop that has added extra days to every month since 2016.

Trump has tricked the world into thinking it is November, when it is still only January. The "fake" election was a ruse so Trump can see who his real enemies are......... before the real election.
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You're getting a bit too good at this class of thing: have you been spending too much time around some of these eejits?
 
Yes making up mad impossible things is quite easy for well-educated, clear thinking people - the one problem is we don't actually believe what we make up - while 'Bubba' and his ilk DO.
 
The Great Zaganza said:
There has been the idea that Trump get's a write-in in Georgia as a Senator, then, using his new position, is going to replace McConnell and actually do all the Senate Investigations into Hunter and Hillary that the Deep State Turtle wouldn't do.
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Mostly being promoted by liberals as a joke and possible means of diluting the R vote, I think.
 
Jim_MDP said:
It's rubbing off. I think he meant subtract days, not add. [emoji1]
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Whoops. Yes you are right. Those evil liberals tricked me and I should have had the Clintons and Obamas subtract days from each month's calendar.

Thankfully Trump thought about that and bought the international dateline. Trump carefully added back extra days......and no one noticed, apart from those lying liberals who did.

29 dimension chess
 
Carrot Flower King said:
You're getting a bit too good at this class of thing: have you been spending too much time around some of these eejits?
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I think the people who now run the "Flat Earth Society" are heaps better at this than I am. I'm never 100% sure if they are serious or having a great time. They announced how the flat earth society was going global. :thumbsup:

On a darker note, the boys and girls in St Petersburg, Russia, who previously pumped USA social media with nonsense did work to "talk point crib sheets" so there is someone in Russia who is very good at making up this sort of nonsense. :)
 
A hoax article about Barack Obama being "arrested for espionage" has the Qult all a-flutter this morning.
 
Checkmite said:
A hoax article about Barack Obama being "arrested for espionage" has the Qult all a-flutter this morning.
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Apparently the Biden ankle injury is bringing out the Q classics as well. In the past, Q morons would comb over pictures of the regular villains looking for any wrinkle or fold on pants that would indicate that these people are wearing a prison tracking anklet. Apparently an ankle cast or brace are just disguises to hide this sign of imprisonment.

QAnon Supporters Think Biden's Medical Boot Is Hiding Ankle Monitor Following Secret Arrest
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https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-biden-foot-ankle-monitor-arrest-1551408
 
Gotta say, between this and the pedo cannibal propositions, I'm feeling pretty good about my intellectual prowess nowadays.
 
I love the idea of all these people being secretly arrested and formally charged with multiple counts of cannibalism and child torture and then just being let out with an ankle monitor.
 
Checkmite said:
I love the idea of all these people being secretly arrested and formally charged with multiple counts of cannibalism and child torture and then just being let out with an ankle monitor.
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“You have been charged with running a vast empire engaging in some of the most heinous crimes we can imagine! Your network of allies is vast and you have access to several locations out of reach to law enforcement. Therefore, I must confine you to ankle monitors in your own home, on your word that you won’t eat and rape anymore children! And no calling the Secret Tunnels Under Pedophilic Interconnected Domiciles organization!
 
xjx388 said:
“You have been charged with running a vast empire engaging in some of the most heinous crimes we can imagine! Your network of allies is vast and you have access to several locations out of reach to law enforcement. Therefore, I must confine you to ankle monitors in your own home, on your word that you won’t eat and rape anymore children! And no calling the Secret Tunnels Under Pedophilic Interconnected Domiciles organization!
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And no fair using Ghislaine Maxwell's network of secret submarines, either!
 
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