Cont: Qanon Conspiracy Theories Part Two

[Checkmite]

Conspiracy theorists seem to have a problem distinguishing between "planning something" and "planning for something".

Yeah I think perhaps the defining characteristic of a "conspiracy theorist" (in the sense we use the term here) is that their capacity for critical analysis has been overwritten with the rote mantra "there's no such thing as coincidence".

 

[abaddon]

Lou Dobbs, the N Y Post, Tucker Carlson, Tony Bobulinski, Trump, Melania, and I are all Russian agents !

The FBI are Russian agents because they interviewed Bobulinski for 6 hours.

"The big guy" is Trump, not Biden

Lou Dobbs is a moron.

The NYPost is a far right lunatic asylum.

Tucker Carlson is an idiot,

Tony Bobulinski is stupid.

Donald Trump is a grifter,

Melania is a gold digger.

I cannot speak for you, so I wont.

 

[abaddon]

The newest idiocy QAnons have been spreading: the no-touch forehead thermometers that health care professionals have been using to take temperatures during the outbreaks are actually radiation guns designed to damage children's brains.

Holy ****. I get the thermo gun every morning before I am permitted to enter my worplace. Over temp? Then no entry.

Just how dumb are the Qnuts? I mean really?

 

[abaddon]

Sorry, but this is was simply low hanging fruit..... The Q-Anon number system for posts

8)
c)
4)
2)
10)
the number that comes after 2)
9)
(Takes off shoes to use toes)
13)
13+1)...and so on....

Alright. That made me laugh out loud.

 

[Resume]

Holy ****. I get the thermo gun every morning before I am permitted to enter my worplace. Over temp? Then no entry.

Just how dumb are the Qnuts? I mean really?

Well, have a seat . . . gonna take awhile.

 

[Thermal]

Well, have a seat . . . gonna take awhile.

I get conspiracy theorists to a point. Even a conventional discussing of politics will have some reading between the lines and assumption of back room machinations. But by the time you are theorizing blood-drinking cannibals, I mean...man, don't these guys just sit back at some point and say 'how dafuq I get here?'

 

[abaddon]

Well, have a seat . . . gonna take awhile.

Well there's the thing. The security guys that do it are NOT MY COMPANY. But they apply the rules. I have no issue with it. I have a happy clappy chat with them before moving along. The security guys are employed by the building, not me. I have little control over them, I merely inhabit the same building.

Give the sheer mass of companies in the building, and the impossibility of knowing where everyone came from or who they had contact with, this is a reasonable precaution.

The wingnuts don't see it that way though.

 

[Checkmite]

Well, have a seat . . . gonna take awhile.

It's easy to think that it's just stupidity; but I'm confident by this point that what QAnoners say and claim to believe has little to do with reasoning (faulty, missing, or otherwise) and is mostly driven by contrarianism. It's about expressing loyalty to Trump, even to the point of performatively believing him when Trump says something that is in conflict with objective reality, purely out of spite.

Because the medical and health care communities have resisted altering their message to conform with Trump's ignorant pronouncements and misstatements, Trump has signaled that doctors and medical researchers are the enemy, and so his supporters will freely attack and slander them really without regard to whether their accusations are true or not.

 

[abaddon]

It's easy to think that it's just stupidity; but I'm confident by this point that what QAnoners say and claim to believe has little to do with reasoning (faulty, missing, or otherwise) and is mostly driven by contrarianism. It's about expressing loyalty to Trump, even to the point of performatively believing him when Trump says something that is in conflict with objective reality, purely out of spite.

Because the medical and health care communities have resisted altering their message to conform with Trump's ignorant pronouncements and misstatements, Trump has signaled that doctors and medical researchers are the enemy, and so his supporters will freely attack and slander them really without regard to whether their accusations are true or not.

Far as I am concerned, they have dug a hole for themselves. Weirdly, they are still digging. USA is well on the way to becoming a third world pariah state and another four years of Trump will seal that fate.

They get what they vote for.

 

[Resume]

It's easy to think that it's just stupidity; but I'm confident by this point that what QAnoners say and claim to believe has little to do with reasoning (faulty, missing, or otherwise) and is mostly driven by contrarianism. It's about expressing loyalty to Trump, even to the point of performatively believing him when Trump says something that is in conflict with objective reality, purely out of spite.

Because the medical and health care communities have resisted altering their message to conform with Trump's ignorant pronouncements and misstatements, Trump has signaled that doctors and medical researchers are the enemy, and so his supporters will freely attack and slander them really without regard to whether their accusations are true or not.

That's why it's gonna take awhile. A number of Q people with which I'm acquainted have mental health issues, and are enamored of other CTs. I know of two that actually hate Trump, but applaud his efforts at taking down the deep state. Kinda like the evangelicals who hate the sinner, but love the fact he's packed the court with their type of jurist. Some these people have an overlap with the Sov-cit ideology, and some are new-agers. Some are on meds, some have eschewed them on advice from other cultists. There are those who just enjoy being in the "know," and of course, the contrarians.

If Trump wins, look out.

 

[gabeygoat]

Lou Dobbs, the N Y Post, Tucker Carlson, Tony Bobulinski, Trump, Melania, and I are all Russian agents !

The FBI are Russian agents because they interviewed Bobulinski for 6 hours.

"The big guy" is Trump, not Biden

Nope, y’all are Russian dupes. Not capable of agency

 

[Bubba]

Listen to Caitlin

Violence After The Election Will Only Benefit The Powerful: Notes From The Edge Of The Narrative Matrix

 

[Bubba]

Who here believes that Tulsi Gabbard, Trump, Bobulinski etc are Russian assets/pawns??


Who thinks the Steele dossier is not a crock of ****??


Dont be shy now

 

[Craig4]

Who here believes that Tulsi Gabbard, Trump, Bobulinski etc are Russian assets/pawns??


Who thinks the Steele dossier is not a crock of ****??


Dont be shy now

Gabbard was certainly a useful idiot for Putin. As for Bobulinski, I have no idea as to his motivations. I am just glad he seems to have been unsuccessful in his attempt at his little "October Surprise".

The dossier certainly caused Trump some pain and that's always a good thing. As to the authenticity of all of it, I don't particularly care. It's always good to hurt Trump. That said, based on Trump's behavior on this one allegation, I am certain President Dumb-**** watched two prostitutes pee on each other.

ETA: Oh and how many times was the dossier cited in the Mueller Report?

 

[Matthew Ellard]

Who here believes that Tulsi Gabbard, Trump, Bobulinski etc are Russian assets/pawns??

Russia has done an excellent job manipulating Trump and having enormous victories without firing a bullet.

Trump wanted to pull the USA out of NATO, a Russian dream come true. Russia has now got the USA tearing itself apart and unable to have any coherent international policy. The EU will want to maintain GDP and will slowly end Russian sanctions.

This all started in 2008 with the Serdyukov military reforms. Russia estimated it would take 10 to 12 years to convert the Russian armed forces from conscript to high tech professional and that Russia would be at its military weakest. Therefore Russia created havoc in its two main enemies, the UK and USA. The UK has left the EU and the USA is now an economic and social basket case.

Here we are in 2020. The second year of Russian professional NCOs has graduated, the Russian military hardware has converted to high tech and Russia is now going to become very reasonable and friendly with Europe.

Well done Bubba to you and your Q-Anon followers..

 

[Bubba]

Gabbard was certainly a useful idiot for Putin. As for Bobulinski, I have no idea as to his motivations. I am just glad he seems to have been unsuccessful in his attempt at his little "October Surprise".

The dossier certainly caused Trump some pain and that's always a good thing. As to the authenticity of all of it, I don't particularly care. It's always good to hurt Trump. That said, based on Trump's behavior on this one allegation, I am certain President Dumb-**** watched two prostitutes pee on each other.

It has been proven to be bogus. You might care if you considered the time and money wasted because of it, and how the issue divided the nation. It was a dirty trick by Hillary.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

It has been proven to be bogus. You might care if you considered the time and money wasted because of it, and how the issue divided the nation. It was a dirty trick by Hillary.

this is, of course, completely false, but do whatever you need to keep on hating.

 

[Craig4]

It has been proven to be bogus. You might care if you considered the time and money wasted because of it, and how the issue divided the nation. It was a dirty trick by Hillary.

But it hurt Trump so it was okay. It's never wrong to hurt Trump.

ETA: You do know it was John McCain who gave it to the FBI right? As for dividing that nation, it was the filthy Russian whore, Trump with his stupidity, racism and treason who divided the nation.

 

[Cosmic Yak]

Which numbered Q post says that?

Which numbered Q post names the Satanic paedophile cannibals?

 

[eerok]

It has been proven to be bogus. You might care if you considered the time and money wasted because of it, and how the issue divided the nation. It was a dirty trick by Hillary.

The country was already divided, but Trump made it worse. Hillary didn't get a chance to do anything much of current relevance. Her only crimes are that she lacks charisma and she's a woman.

Russia and QAnon are on the same team against America.