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Q-Ray

Wow, I didn't know those bracelets were so expensive. Where I work, there are a couple of people who wear them. One of these people is a gentleman who is going to retire this year. I've heard him say that his continued good health is directly related to his wearing the Q-Ray. I generally stay away from these types of discussions with Plant Personell, but I did tell him that there is a lot of information available on the Q-Ray on the net, and gave him this site as one he might want to check out.

Just wondering - Is the Gold Q-Ray suppose to be better or just prettier?
 
Trantor said:
Wow, I didn't know those bracelets were so expensive. Where I work, there are a couple of people who wear them. One of these people is a gentleman who is going to retire this year. I've heard him say that his continued good health is directly related to his wearing the Q-Ray. I generally stay away from these types of discussions with Plant Personell, but I did tell him that there is a lot of information available on the Q-Ray on the net, and gave him this site as one he might want to check out.

Just wondering - Is the Gold Q-Ray suppose to be better or just prettier?
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When I was teaching HS physics a student was telling me how such a device was stopping his wrist pain when playing golf -- which according to him was very bad at times, and it was suggested by his 'doctor'. He said it stopped the pain entirely, and had full belief in its healing ability. I tried to suggest it was all in his mnd -- but to no avail. He was totally convinced.

And you're suppose to buy both (gold/silver) and wear whichever to match your attire. Sheesh -- some people. ;)
 
You forgot the 'But wait, there's more!'

Also - I ain't buying anything if I can't make three easy payments.
 
But wait-there's more!

It cures baldness, increases your credit score and gives you those tight sexy abs that all the ladies love!

For only three easy payments of $39.95!

Cash, check or money orders (no C.O.D) to:

Lisa Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield USA
 
Doesn't make mountains of cole slaw in minutes?

(*closes checkbook*)
 
Meffy said:
Doesn't make mountains of cole slaw in minutes?

(*closes checkbook*)
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It does make mountains of cole slaw in minutes and it also makes hot and spicy salsa. But wait! It also makes delicious frozen alcoholic drinks for those cool bachelor-pad parties that all the hip dudes are throwing.
 
Lisa Simpson said:
It does make mountains of cole slaw in minutes and it also makes hot and spicy salsa. But wait! It also makes delicious frozen alcoholic drinks for those cool bachelor-pad parties that all the hip dudes are throwing.
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Human Q-Ray attachment not included, which may limit its functionality. You should not use the Q-Ray if you're taking any homeopathic remedies or Coral Calcium. Void where prohibited. If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours while using the Q-Ray, talk to your doctor. Especially if your doctor is a really attractive blonde.
 
Does it say anything about wearing multiple Q-Ray bracelets? Like if I wear 5 on each wrist, will I become invincible?
 
Lisa Simpson said:
But wait! It also makes delicious frozen alcoholic drinks for those cool bachelor-pad parties that all the hip dudes are throwing.
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My mind's eye can see the 0.8 seconds of video showing two low-budget (friends of the seller) hip dudes at their cool bachelor-pad party. Fake tropical bar shack and papier mache tiki statues interspersed with ersatz Danish modern.
 
Class said:
Does it say anything about wearing multiple Q-Ray bracelets? Like if I wear 5 on each wrist, will I become invincible?
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Yes. Then you become...Captain Total Loser! Faster than a flying paper aiplane. More powerful than Matchbox car. Able to leap tall-ish blades of grass in a single bound!
 
I saw a used car salesman wearing one of these things once, and I thought that was very ironic.
 
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