Merged Putin Missing/Where is Mad Vlad

[Donn]

Putin 2.0

That would be the blood alcohol level, right?

 

[Checkmite]

In Putin's Russia, alcohol handles you.

 

[The Atheist]

Ha! There he is, and in case anyone thought he was brown bread, how about a battleship and battle group off your shore?

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/16/us-russia-military-exercises-idUSKBN0MC0JO20150316

 

[luchog]

I would expect him to return dressed in mytho-historical costume, announce that his long illness was part of a transformative process, and declare that he is now a god.

 

[dudalb]

Apparently he's got flu and he's at home watching a documentary about how Russia invaded Crimea called "Oh Bugger it, Yeah, we Invaded!"

Not surprised he caught the flu with all that outdoor activity with his shirt off.....

 

[Darth Rotor]

He underwent a religious conversion. Now he's Ras Putin.

(this joke has been done, surely )

He was lost, and now he's found.

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

A couple of questions:

Was it a boy or a girl?
When will they leak the pictures of him cutting biting through the umbilical cord?

 

[LSSBB]

I think he had to take a few days to bathe in the blood of his victims in order to maintain his immortality and unnatural beauty.

 

[dudalb]

He was lost, and now he's found.

Yeah, he turned up again..like the proverbial bad coin.

 

[McHrozni]

I think he had to take a few days to bathe in the blood of his victims in order to maintain his immortality and unnatural beauty.

Probably, although I personally think Botox is more likely

There is another possibility, which is a malignant disease, which got treated in the meantime. Multiple myeloma is a possibility.

McHrozni

 

[Mike!]

Well, if the mirror universe works like the one in the old Star Trek episode, maybe this is the good Putin.

Is he wearing a goatee?

 

[BenBurch]

Putin was obviously infiltrating gay sex rings to gather "intelligence".