Klaymore
Critical Thinker
Hey, maybe I'm coming to this a little late, but could we just get a nice, simple, typed list of Davidjayjordan's predictions (or whoever is supposed to be making the predictions; it looks like DJJ but I ain't reading all 5000000 posts to make sure).
Anyway, ANYONE who wants to prove they can tell the future can do it via a simple, straightforward process which I, in my infinite brilliance, have invented (patent pending):
1) Predict the future;
2) Write (or if you have poor handwriting, type) down what you have forseen on an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper;
3) Now, go back and read what you wrote. Erase all of the vague bullcrap, and write down, as accurately as your predictions allow, NAMES, DATES, PLACES, and SPECIFIC events ("A man of great cruelty who loves music will come to power in a far-away land" does not count);
4) Fold up the sheet of paper, put it in an envelope, and mail it to yourself by certified mail;
5) (And this is really, really important) Don't open the envelope after the postman delivers it;
6) AFTER your prophecy comes true, Call whoever you want to convince of your prophetic talents, and have them open the envelope in front of reporters, skeptics, and believers alike;
7) Repeat as applicable.
Or, just predict the winning lottery number every single day for a couple of years, and use the money to buy your own country (or better yet, island), and spread whatever word you deem most helpful to mankind!
Anyway, ANYONE who wants to prove they can tell the future can do it via a simple, straightforward process which I, in my infinite brilliance, have invented (patent pending):
1) Predict the future;
2) Write (or if you have poor handwriting, type) down what you have forseen on an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper;
3) Now, go back and read what you wrote. Erase all of the vague bullcrap, and write down, as accurately as your predictions allow, NAMES, DATES, PLACES, and SPECIFIC events ("A man of great cruelty who loves music will come to power in a far-away land" does not count);
4) Fold up the sheet of paper, put it in an envelope, and mail it to yourself by certified mail;
5) (And this is really, really important) Don't open the envelope after the postman delivers it;
6) AFTER your prophecy comes true, Call whoever you want to convince of your prophetic talents, and have them open the envelope in front of reporters, skeptics, and believers alike;
7) Repeat as applicable.
Or, just predict the winning lottery number every single day for a couple of years, and use the money to buy your own country (or better yet, island), and spread whatever word you deem most helpful to mankind!
