I can't - this is a black hole of silliness.
As long as silly people believe in superstitious things, especially sky ghosties, my work is not yet done.
Dustin revels in his epiphanic 'proof', persuading himself though no one else. Just another fundy apologist. He's made enough false, uneducated, foolish, and objectionable remarks to warn casual visitors away.
He doesn't understand this, of course - that's part of his charm.
He's done everything but put up the 'Quarantine' sign. Future tours of young children will have him pointed out and will run, screaming, to the next exhibit.
Some of his fellow travellers will find him admirable, of course.
They are wrong.