Predict Trump's first revenge prosecutions!

I heard it described as a "cat toy".
...and therefore not especially dangerous. However the statute (18 U.S.C. § 39A) doesn't include any specification of power or luminous intensity that would distinguish weak lasers from dangerous ones. However, the definition does require that the light be produced by the traditional laser process (to distinguish from, say, flashlights). If the "cat toy" is just a glorified flashlight and doesn't actually use the laser principle, then that would be one reason to acquit.
 
I'm not as excited about that one. In general, don't shine lasers at aircraft. It can be incredibly dangerous. I'm guessing this was a low-powered laser pointer and Pirro just overreacted as usual.
Oh I agree, shining lazers at aircraft is a dangerous thing. (I am not sure the type of "cat toy" the guy had posed any real threat but still not a good idea.)

But I think it is significant that the Trump bootlickers cannot even prosecute something that SHOULD at least in theory be a crime.
 
I'm not as excited about that one. In general, don't shine lasers at aircraft. It can be incredibly dangerous. I'm guessing this was a low-powered laser pointer and Pirro just overreacted as usual.
I was wondering about that too. Did he actually do that or was the prosecution just there to make up the numbers?
 
I'm not as excited about that one. In general, don't shine lasers at aircraft. It can be incredibly dangerous. I'm guessing this was a low-powered laser pointer and Pirro just overreacted as usual.
Jacob Samuel Winkler, 33 years old, is clearly not the terrorist mastermind Jeanine Pirro wanted him to be. He was shirtless in Washington DC, shouting loudly to himself, apparently homeless. When a uniformed Secret Service officer pointed a flashlight at him, he retaliated by pointing a cat toy he had found in the direction of the officer. The Marine One helicopter was flying nearby, with President Trump aboard, so Winkler was charged with pointing a laser at an aircraft.

The jury acquitted him after 35 minutes of deliberation. The presiding Judge was Beryl Howell.
 
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Jacob Samuel Winkler, 33 years old, is clearly not the terrorist mastermind Jeanine Pirro wanted him to be. He was shirtless in Washington DC, shouting loudly to himself, apparently homeless. When a uniformed Secret Service officer pointed a flashlight at him, he retaliated by pointing a cat toy he had found in the direction of the officer. The Marine One helicopter was flying nearby, with President Trump aboard, so Winkler was charged with pointing a laser at an aircraft.
"...citizens who take it upon themselves to do unusual actions which attract the attention of the police should be careful to bring these actions into one of the recognized categories of crimes and offences, for it is intolerable that the police should be put to the pains of inventing reasons for finding them undesirable." - Light LCJ in R v Haddock, (1935) Herbert's Uncommon Law 24
 
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Jacob Samuel Winkler, 33 years old, is clearly not the terrorist mastermind Jeanine Pirro wanted him to be. He was shirtless in Washington DC, shouting loudly to himself, apparently homeless. When a uniformed Secret Service officer pointed a flashlight at him, he retaliated by pointing a cat toy he had found in the direction of the officer. The Marine One helicopter was flying nearby, with President Trump aboard, so Winkler was charged with pointing a laser at an aircraft.

The jury acquitted him after 35 minutes of deliberation. The presiding Judge was Beryl Howell.
While on the one hand there is a special hell set aside for jackasses who point lasers at aircraft, on the other hand for ◊◊◊◊'s sake.
 
While on the one hand there is a special hell set aside for jackasses who point lasers at aircraft, on the other hand for ◊◊◊◊'s sake.
As a former pilot, I agree with the laser part. However, I also think there's a special hell for prosecutors who bring charges frivolously or maliciously.
 
Blanche has already tweeted that anyone appointed by the courts will be fired instantly. What a ◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊.
According to electoral-vote.com:
The relevant statute says that if an appointment as acting U.S. Attorney expires, as Lindsey Halligan's has, "the district court for such district may appoint a United States attorney to serve until the vacancy is filled." It does not say "until the vacancy is filled, or the person is fired by the president." In other words, the statue says that the judges' appointee gets to keep the job until Trump manages to get a nominee through the U.S. Senate.
I do not doubt the Trump administration's expressed intent to ignore 28 U.S. Code § 546(d), but courts in the Eastern District of Virginia have already shown enough backbone to suggest they would ignore unlawful attempts to fire a US attorney they appoint under the law. The dispute would then percolate up to the US Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit Court. A decision by the appeals court could be appealed to the US Supreme Court, where Chief Justice John Roberts would have first crack at deciding how to handle it.

If SCOTUS were to handle such an appeal through its shadow docket, SCOTUS might well amend 28 U.S. Code § 546(d) (via the right-wing judicial activism that has of late become a not uncommon characteristic of that court). It is also conceivable that SCOTUS would side with the lower courts against the Trump administration (insert appropriate emoji here), or simply refuse to accept the case. It is also possible that SCOTUS would grant certiorari and hear the case in due course of time, which could give the Trump administration enough time (1) to give up on its attempt to fire the lawfully appointed US Attorney (insert appropriate emoji here), or (2) to nominate a qualified appointment and obtain consent from the Senate, or perhaps even (3) to be replaced by a more law-abiding administration.
 

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