Merged pray'n for rain in Texas

[Giordano]

It's rained 57 out of the last 87 days here in Dallas. We may break the record for the wettest May if we get another inch or so of rain.

Ok god...we've had enough!

God has always been poor in his fine motor controls: aiming to kill one sinner but striking a believer instead, try to blast one specific group but wiping out an entire city or nation instead, etc. Perhaps He is a bit too exuberant.

God doesn't hear as well as He used to, either, so be glad that He didn't send reins by accident: there aren't nearly as many horses as there once were.

 

[Corsair 115]

Thank God more people didn't die.

Wolf Blitzer: "“I guess you got to thank the Lord, right? Do you thank the Lord? For that split-second decision?”

Woman: "I’m actually an atheist."

The rainbow was a lie.

That too? Damn, it was bad enough when the cake was a lie...

 

[fuelair]

http://thinkprogress.org/2011/04/21/rick-perry-pray-for-rain/

God save us from Texas and Rick Perry. Pray for that.

Well, as I read/hear over the last few days that worked just like they planned. IFF they wanted major floods/damage/death. The lord their god is a dip **** god and a real sadist - if it exists!!!!!

 

[The Norseman]

God has always been poor in his fine motor controls: aiming to kill one sinner but striking a believer instead, try to blast one specific group but wiping out an entire city or nation instead, etc. Perhaps He is a bit too exuberant.

God doesn't hear as well as He used to, either, so be glad that He didn't send reins by accident: there aren't nearly as many horses as there once were.

"Eh, what? Did you just say 'buck'? 'Buck' 'ewe'? Like, which kind that deer was? I dunno dude, that's just random."

 

[fuelair]

and according to Houston area the death toll yesterday and today has been run up a bad bit. including several kids, if there was a god it should suck feces and terminate itself..

 

[fuelair]

"Eh, what? Did you just say 'buck'? 'Buck' 'ewe'? Like, which kind that deer was? I dunno dude, that's just random."

Agreed!!!!!

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Wolf Blitzer: "“I guess you got to thank the Lord, right? Do you thank the Lord? For that split-second decision?”

Woman: "I’m actually an atheist."

Loved that one.

That too? Damn, it was bad enough when the cake was a lie...

Actually, it was "Void where taxed or otherwise prohibited."

 

[Dr. Keith]

Just put my dad on a plane to Houston. Will he have to swim out of Hobby?

 

[Macgyver1968]

Just put my dad on a plane to Houston. Will he have to swim out of Hobby?

I saw on the news this morning that the 610 loop that surrounds the city has 1000s of motorists trapped on it due to flooding. All of the exit ramps are flooded and there's no way to get off it.

 

[The Mutha]

We got 11 inches of rainfall in the past 24 hours at my house.

http://www.harriscountyfws.org/

Most of the freeways are passable now, except for a few that go down into some low lying areas. This map should help with what areas are still not passable - http://www.chron.com/news/houston-traffic/

I had friends who spent the night on I-10 last night because the way was impassable.

We just had a report of three people missing from a Houston Fire Department rescue boat that capsized rescuing people. I haven't heard if the people involved were found as yet or not.

http://www.chron.com/houston/article/Apartment-damaged-by-lightning-strike-6285829.php

 

[rwguinn]

I know it's been real desperate here, since Noah eliminated all the Gopherwood trees way back when...

 

[Rincewind]

Atheists will likely get the blame, for sending out all "them negative waves!"

Oh - and Obama, of course...

 

[fuelair]

It's always Obama to the republickers.

 

[RandFan]

The floods could make the invasion of Texas difficult. Perhaps that was god's answer to the prayer all along.

 

[Polaris]

The floods could make the invasion of Texas difficult. Perhaps that was god's answer to the prayer all along.

We'll be severely weakened by all the cases of West Nile.

 

[Dr. Keith]

I saw on the news this morning that the 610 loop that surrounds the city has 1000s of motorists trapped on it due to flooding. All of the exit ramps are flooded and there's no way to get off it.

Yeah, looked bad on the news. He made it home, probably good that his flight was delayed.

 

[Dr. Keith]

The floods could make the invasion of Texas difficult. Perhaps that was god's answer to the prayer all along.

Actually, the flooding is part of the invasion. The Navy really wanted to take back San Antonio. Not so easy to get those Littoral Combat vessels that far upstream without NASA helping them with their weather machine.

 

[Trebuchet]

I wonder if Rick Perry thinks that maybe god is punishing Texas for some transgression...like being crazy.

No, he's punishing Ireland for voting for gay marriage. His aim is notoriously poor.

 

[Craig4]

It's rained 57 out of the last 87 days here in Dallas. We may break the record for the wettest May if we get another inch or so of rain.

Ok god...we've had enough!

There, now you've done it. God doesn't like people who are picky.

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Wolf Blitzer: "“I guess you got to thank the Lord, right? Do you thank the Lord? For that split-second decision?”

Woman: "I’m actually an atheist."

Loved that one.

Oh, man... That actually happened? Nice.

And, really, why praise God for a rescue from a disaster He caused? Sounds like the ill-conceived scheme of some poor sap trying to impress others in a wacky comedy.

The floods could make the invasion of Texas difficult. Perhaps that was god's answer to the prayer all along.

We'll be severely weakened by all the cases of West Nile.

Sounds like God's been double dealing again.