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Merged pray'n for rain in Texas

http://thinkprogress.org/2011/04/21/rick-perry-pray-for-rain/

God save us from Texas and Rick Perry. Pray for that.
That really, really hurts people, and does nothing to solve the problem. It leads them away from scientific thinking, like-there's no *********** way to control the weather, so we just have to settle for a couple million acres burned (that's about 3000 square MILES) and a coupel hundred homes, 1 State Park, and a whole bunch of road closures and towns evacuated. Might as well give up. Hell, the houses belonged to rich people, anyway.
If it gives some people hope, just who the hell elected you king and gave you the authority to dictate how people deal with crises they cannot control, like the weather.
 
Would he understand the point of a protest of people dressing as Indians and rain-dancing in front of his office?
 
Rick Perry Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

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NOW, THEREFORE, I, RICK PERRY, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas. I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers on that day for the healing of our land, the rebuilding of our communities and the restoration of our normal and robust way of life.

So just to review, Perry is an opponent of climate change, which is not the cause of but probably making the fires worse.

He has mentioned seceding from the United States in the past but now seeks federal assistance.

He wants Texas to return to its "normal and robust way of life," which completely ignores the fact Texas has a serious poverty problem on its hands.

And to top it all off his idea of leadership is to pray a problem away.
 
I'm an atheist living in Texas and I "pray" every day that the dumb**** that elected this fool and his kind get their heads out of their rectal orifices. Based on the success of my efforts, I ain't bringing an umbrella to work tomorrow.

Daredelvis
 
Well, we've got too much water up here right now. Please come and help yourself.
Not even Texas Politicians can suck that hard.
Actually, all the damn hot air from the Tea Party, which results in heated indignation from the liberals, is keeping a dome of very warm air over the State. You would think the suction from all the Northerners zooming into Austin to tell us how to run our State would draw some weather in with 'em, but, alas, their fury keeps the wing blowing out of the South...
 
The drought's not going to last forever. Eventually it will start raining, and the fundies will claim victory, even if it takes a year or more.

Steve S
 
The point here is that this is a totally manufactured problem -- people have been STOPPING fires for so many decades that there is a build-up of dead trees, brush, and flammable materials. Prairie fires were a REGULAR occurrence BEFORE people started interfering with the process.

Regular fires kept the prairies as grasslands. While spectacularly fast, a grass fire runs through quickly and relatively cool (as fires go). It also killed off the young trees trying to invade the grasslands. Twenty years ago, I could go out to the LBJ National grasslands near Decatur and see actual grasslands; now, it's mostly forest.

Anyhow, what you get now is a fire that burns longer, thanks to the accumulated fuel base, and burns HOTTER and leaves large embers that reignite if given a chance.

I don't think it's so much a drought issue as too many years WITHOUT a fire. With the wind conditions we've had locally the last week or so, it's no surprise that a small fire would gallop away.

Pray for rain? Well, it's the least you can do. :D

Rick Perry is a politician. I've seen him up close and personal, working the crowd while taping a documentary, and let me say he's the QUINTESSENTIAL politician. He's good at what he does, which is appealing to the people and pandering his programs. It was interesting to see him working a crowd individually.

The prayer thing offers some hope to people who don't see much right now. Do I think it will help? Hell, no, as far as bringing rain goes. But as far as a fifteen-second sound bite goes, I think it made more people feel better (though pointlessly) than it did irritating atheists like myself, so I'll give him this one. Didn't cost taxpayers anything.

Beanbag
(every once in a while, you have to live in the real world, where things aren't perfect)
 
Yeah, because we only do stuff like this in Texas... oh wait, I recall the GA governor doing this when they were facing drough and wildfires a few years ago. I'm sure others have made these sorts of pandering pronouncements as well.

I am loathe to give Goodhair an iota of credit, but I'll at least acknowledge his ecumenicism.
"I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers..."

Most of these sound/read like preaching from an evangelical pulpit.
 
I wonder if Rick Perry thinks that maybe god is punishing Texas for some transgression...like being crazy.
 
Well, there was a big bunch of rainclouds headed towards Texas, but they were coming from Mexico and were turned back at the border.
 
People in Texas should pray for Perry to get a BRAIN :rolleyes:

Oh he has a brain, we're praying he uses it for something other than supporting that haircut of his.

Well, there was a big bunch of rainclouds headed towards Texas, but they were coming from Mexico and were turned back at the border.

You almost had the surreal, satirical punchline... but then you had to ruin it by acting like weather systems adhere to laws that illegals ignore. Of course Goodhair is about laws and freedom and a gun in every pocket, but since illegal immigrant labor is good for business... better to let it rain.
 

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