2,020 predictions seems like a lot of predictions to make. I can maybe give you 5% of that number.
1. The swelling will go down soon.
2. You won’t believe your eyes.
3. Rain's on the way.
4. Soon, all the kids will be doing it.
5. You'll shoot your eye out.
6. You're not going out dressed like that.
7. That's going to sting tomorrow.
8. If you don't bother it, it won't bother you.
9. It sure ain't gonna happen on my watch.
10. You'll save some money now, but it'll cost you more in the long run.
11. You're doomed.
12. That kind of glue won’t work on those materials.
13. If you cook it on high, it'll come out tough.
14. Stop that, or you'll break it.
15. It'll get worse before it gets better.
16. You're going to regret this.
17. You'll find it in the last place you look.
18. If you keep scratching it, it won't get better.
19. It'll cost more to fix it than to buy a new one.
20. Time will tell.
21. Your luck's got to change sometime.
22. Those batteries have been in the drawer so long, they're probably dead.
23. Tickets are sure to sell out fast.
24. We're not getting out of here alive.
25. There's never one around when you need one.
26. That dog won't hunt.
27. We're in for a spell o' weather.
28. You'll be sorry.
29. The pendulum will swing back the other way sooner or later.
30. You'll thank me later.
31. It's going to leave a scar.
32. The younger generation will never understand.
33. You’re going to need a new roof soon.
34. That color will look different on your own walls.
35. Nobody will notice.
36. You’ll come crawling back like you always do.
37. In a few hours you’ll be hungry again.
38. If you don’t leave now you’ll get caught in traffic.
39. You’re never going to amount to anything.
40. Just when you think you’re out, they’ll pull you back in.
41. The sequel won’t be as good.
42. If you don’t do it, nobody will.
43. You shouldn’t have eaten that.
44. It’ll be marked down in a few weeks.
45. If you keep doing that you’re going to get a reputation.
46. It’ll grow back.
47. The train is going to be late.
48. The holidays will be here before you know it.
49. It’s not as much fun as it looks in the video.
50. You’ll need to pick up some milk tomorrow.
51. You’re not getting a pony.
52. It’ll arrive next week for sure. Or maybe the week after.
53. You’ll never get back the time you spent learning trigonometric identities.
54. Maybe they will, and maybe they won’t.
55. It’s true, but nobody will ever believe it.
56. Nothing’s going to stop us now.
57. If you think that’s all there is to it, you’ve got another think coming.
58. Walmart does sell it but you don’t want to buy it there.
59. It’ll need an adaptor.
60. Nothing will be done about it until after somebody gets killed.
61. If’s going to be a season full of spectacular highlights.
62. You’ll get used to it.
63. Mark my words, it’ll all end in tears.
64. Your call will be answered in the order it was received.
65. This game will be decided by which team puts the most points on the scoreboard.
66. The head office will never authorize it.
67. Those carbs won’t do your waistline any good.
68. It’s out of stock in your size.
69. The police are going to want to talk to you.
70. Someone’s going to have to get under there to clean it.
71. Don’t get too comfortable, because you can’t stay there.
72. Next comes the fun part.
73. The hell you will.
74. You’ll understand when you have kids of your own.
75. It won’t fit back into the box.
76. Your time will come.
77. You’re getting too old for this ****.
78. This isn’t going to end how you think it will.
79. You will meet a stranger.
80. Big changes are a-coming.
81. Nature will take its course.
82. Haters gonna hate.
83. You’ll have to see it to believe it.
84. That stain will never come out.
85. It won’t make any difference.
86. There will be side effects.
87. You’ll know it when you see it.
88. You’ll come out ahead if you play your cards right.
89. It’ll all be clear in hindsight.
90. When is it going to be enough? It’s never going to be enough.
91. If you don’t eat your meat, you won’t get any pudding.
92. It’s only halfway through the book, so the hero clearly isn’t really dead.
93. You’re home free. Nothing could possibly stop you now.
94. Your destination is one quarter mile ahead, on the right.
95. Dinner will be ready soon.
96. If you can’t connect the dots, you’ll never penetrate.
97. You will get fooled again.
98. You’ll get her home by eleven, or else.
99. This will all turn out to be one big misunderstanding.
100. A six-position multi-function tailgate won’t make you happy.
101. You won’t read all of these.
