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Before the Sun sets on the first day of 2020 Trump will have said or done something that will greatly upset an extraordinary number of people. This will likely happen repeatedly throughout the following 365 days as well.
 
Monkeys, who have been plotting for years now, will finally attempt to take over the world. Much poo will be flung.
 
Skeptic Ginger said:
Holy cow he's 103!

Now you just went and jinxed him. :(
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I am guessing that his long life is due to the fact that every time Death comes around and asks "Which one of you is Kirk Douglas?" ...

Oh well I guess you all know the rest.
 
Trump will be re-elected.

Edited to make clear I think this would be a terrible thing, but I really do think it will happen.
 
LibraryLady said:
Trump will be re-elected.

Edited to make clear I think this would be a terrible thing, but I really do think it will happen.
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Trump will lose the popular vote and the electoral college, file many lawsuits, and the Supremes will rule in his favor and declare him President for Life. Democrats will be rounded up and shot.
 
Alrighty folks, long time no see. Let's begin:
  • Playstation 5 will be commercially available by November 2020
  • Donald Trump will be arrested, but not for the crime he's being impeached for
  • California will be on fire a lot
  • Scott Morrison is going to be removed from office
  • I will secure gainful employment in time to purchase a PlayStation 5
  • Jacinda Ardern will hold on to being Prime Minister, barely
  • There's gonna be another mass shooting in the USA. Barely counts as a prediction at this point.
  • There's going to be an attempted mass shooting in New Zealand or Australia
  • Air-conditioning will be involved in an attempted 'act of terror'
  • Cyberpunk 2077 will receive critical acclaim, followed by backlash from the alt-right for 'propaganda'
  • Some nationalist group or other will protest the release of Watch:Dogs Legion
  • Some crappy reboot will be destroyed in cinemas
  • The first "Internet Streaming Cable Packages" will start hitting the mainstream
 
The rapture will occur on February 13th, 8:11. All the sinners (gamblers, fornicators, drug takers) will be condemned to Hell, and all the innocents (the sober, the chaste, those with utmost humility) will be taken off to Heaven where they can live a joyful eternity of praising the LORD.

I bet you a million dollars it happens!
 
Trebuchet said:
Trump will lose the popular vote and the electoral college, file many lawsuits, and the Supremes will rule in his favor and declare him President for Life. Democrats will be rounded up and shot.
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The fact that that is a reply to my post scares the hell out of me.
 
angrysoba said:
The rapture will occur on February 13th, 8:11. All the sinners (gamblers, fornicators, drug takers) will be condemned to Hell, and all the innocents (the sober, the chaste, those with utmost humility) will be taken off to Heaven where they can live a joyful eternity of praising the LORD.

I bet you a million dollars it happens!
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What if you're a sober gambler?

Coin flip?
 
angrysoba said:
The rapture will occur on February 13th, 8:11. All the sinners (gamblers, fornicators, drug takers) will be condemned to Hell, and all the innocents (the sober, the chaste, those with utmost humility) will be taken off to Heaven where they can live a joyful eternity of praising the LORD.

I bet you a million dollars it happens!
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Sorry, you have condemned yourself to hell. You have expressed a willingness to gamble where you cannot win. If the rapture happens then you cannot collect. If it does not happen then you lose.
 
rjh01 said:
Sorry, you have condemned yourself to hell. You have expressed a willingness to gamble where you cannot win. If the rapture happens then you cannot collect. If it does not happen then you lose.
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I’m just ensuring I go to Hell!
 
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