jaydeehess
Penultimate Amazing
The American government will reopen for business within the next 10 years.
Congress will vote to have its members subject to cessation of pay when/if the gov't shuts down again.
Nahhhhh, not really.
The American government will reopen for business within the next 10 years.
86a the US will fall off the fiscal cliff. However this will not be the end of the world.
All life will drown in highly toxic "star jelly" due to the sun emitting "abnormal" magnetic inflections of a resonant frequency to the earth that attracts extraterrestrial jellyfish by mimicking their mating call. After the jelly sublimates, a miasma of greenhouse gasses will envelope the earth effectively terraforming it akin to Venus.
Am I making enough logical jumps and throwing around plenty of abused terms?
There have actually been a lot of these in 2013, but this incident is notable in that there is a serious suggestion that auto-correct OUGHT to have intervened.A funny incident will be attributed to a spelling checker.
Hugh Hefner will kick the bucket.
Too early to call this one a hit or a miss, except to note that it was NOT established when the prediction was made that the sequel would actually come out in 2013, which was the time frame for the prediction. An LA Times columnist, meanwhile, wonders: Can Will Ferrell really top the original?30. The sequel to "Anchorman" will be a hit at the box office ... but it will be widely recognized as inferior to the original.
[A] new trailer for the Dec 20 release, which hit the web Wednesday, raises the question: Can the 2004 original really be topped?
For years, Paramount Pictures was hesitant to make a sequel to "Anchorman" .... The trailer features the same kind of over-the-top, quasi-moronic gags seen in the original.... But does it all have the potential to go down in one-liner history, forever to be quoted by frat bros?
84. Marriage equality will come to the UK, France and Uruguay, as well as Illinois, Rhode Island and California in the US.
There have been, by my count, three new "documentary" reports (some of theme special segments in news broadcasts) that support the single-shooter scenario. There has been at least two "news" reports that, though conspiracy-oriented (and riddled with errors and absurdities), support the notion that Kennedy and Connally were hit by a single bullet.25. The 50th Anniversary of the JFK assassination will bring conspiracy "theories" out into the open, tales and scenarios even more bizarre than many heard before, and some in the media will deal with them as if the proponents were serious historians.
25a. At least one reporter will report that it is an established fact that JFK was shot from the front.
25b. At least two new documentaries will air that support the single-shooter scenario.
25c. Someone will give airtime to a commentator who will say this or something close to it: "It's been fifty years; it's time for the government to come clean."
I have not so far seen anyone report as established fact that there were shots from the front; but there have been reports that witnesses SAID there were shots from the front. In addition, there have been people interviewed who have opined that there is no doubt that shots came from the front.As we approach the 50th anniversary of the assassination of this country's 35th president, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, we see and feel an ever-increasing need for this country to get back to the values and ideals that made us the greatest country in the world.
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It is time to make a stand against the national security state that President Eisenhower, President Kennedy and Dr. Martin Luther King warned us about. It is time for our government to come clean with its people. (emphasis mine)
65. The US Supreme Court will agree to hear a major case involving a software patent. They will rule that the patent is invalid, but it will be on much more narrow grounds than the opposition was hoping for.
30. The sequel to "Anchorman" will be a hit at the box office ... but it will be widely recognized as inferior to the original.
No by real standards, but there was a hell of a lot of imagery that was used by the right in the budget and debt ceiling fights that I'd use to claim a hit if I were playing this like a psychic.80. An assassination attempt on Barack Obama will fail, but make public headlines.
It wasn't a tsunami, but regretfully this one looks pretty accurate otherwise. It'd be no problem to interpret it as a big hit were "the details were a too fuzzy" or some other such nonsense.81. A Pacific earthquake will cause damage in the Phillipines due to tsunami.
Sadly, this one seems to be true if I've been hearing bits of news pieces correctly.82. The conflict in Sudan will flare back up, with effective, but undeclared war between Sudan and South Sudan.
Huh. Quite the opposite, really.83. A prominent member of the British Royal Family will die.
84. Marriage equality will come to the UK, France and Uruguay, as well as Illinois, Rhode Island and California in the US.
62. Some politician somewhere will say something that they will deeply regret later.
Graham and Phelps still going, but Paul Crouch and Harold Camping are gone.Neither Billy Graham nor Fred Phelps will make it through to 2014, and Pat Robertson will develop a nervous tic of looking over his right shoulder just in case someone is COMING FOR HIM. (Apologies to Terry Pratchett, Death and Binky)
As predicted.The 50th Anniversary of Dr. Who will be taken more seriously than the 50th anniversary of the Kennedy Assassination Conspiracy Theories (although not quite as seriously as the anniversary of the assassination itself).
7.8 magnitude earthquake in Iran on April 16, 2013. Ahmadinejad did exhibit odd behaviour -- He got roundly criticized for traipsing off to Ghana for two days rather than staying in Iran to deal with the aftermath of the quake.A 7+ magnitude earthquake will hit Iran, trapping Mahmoud Ahmadinejad under his own ego for a week before he asks for outside help.