Pineapple on pizza

mmMMmmm...pizza.... <drool>

My fave topping combo currently is:

Anchovies, Pineapple, olives, chillies, mushroom.

World class taste sensation :-)
 
"I dont no pineapples on pizza" says Sam I Am
"I dont like anchovies on my pizza" says Sam I Am
"Why surely you do not mean,
You like nothing but grease,
Please sir, I find that obscene,
I cannot live alone with meat and cheese."
"Would you eat pineapples and pizza with a goat" says Shirley Sal Connoloak
"No, I would not eat them with a goat."
"Would you eat them on a boat."
"No, I would not eat them on a boat."
"Would you eat them in a shoe."
"No! No, I would not eat them with a goat or on a boat.
I'd certainly not eat them in a shoe with you.
No anchovies, no canadian bacon, which can you believe is really ham?
No pineapples no Frogglekajahmacons" says Sam I am.
"I wish you would die, go to hell, and fry"
"I, Sam, says this: not with pineapple on my pie!"
 
I seem to recall reading somewhere that Marco Polo supposedly brought the first pizza back from the Orient. My guess is that it was cold and the cheese was all stuck to the top of the box by the time he got back with it.

Pineapple on pizza is really quite a taste sensation, if done in moderation.
 
I have it on good authority that the last supper was actually Hawaiian Pizza. Apparently there was a holy miracle making the ham kosher. God works in mysterious ways. Who are we mortals to question his divine mandate to put pineapple on pizza?
 
Why is it that you pineapple lovers always have to flaunt your perversions in public?

If you want to continue on your path to destruction, fine, stop trying to poison the minds of our young sausage-and-anchovy children with your filth. And stop trying to impose your radical culinary agenda on our brave men and women in uniform.

While it may be normal to feel certain urges for sweet things on pizza during adolescence, that does not make it right to subscribe to the "if it tastes good, eat it" philosophy, and it certainly does not qualify you for special legal protection.
 
fishbait said:
I seem to recall reading somewhere that Marco Polo supposedly brought the first pizza back from the Orient. My guess is that it was cold and the cheese was all stuck to the top of the box by the time he got back with it.

Pineapple on pizza is really quite a taste sensation, if done in moderation.
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I believe pizza is a bit beyond ol' Christopher's time. The original pizza was a special gift for visiting royalty with the three colors of the italian flag, tomato sauce for the red, basil for the green, and cheese for the white.

Pineapple on pizza is a thing of beauty.
I like my pizza with grape tomatoes, sauteed ground turkey, portabello mushrooms, garlic, my own home madepizza sauce, sauteed vidalia onions, medium hot peppers and sweet bell peppers, and when available, fresh pineapple. Yes, I like a lot of stuff on my pizza, except cheese. Oh, and you can't forget the basil and oregano. Mmmmmm.
 
Pineapple on pizza is like peanut butter on steak.

Well I had to dissent, ok?






Note: I do like pineapple...but not on pizza.
 
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