I don't make paychecks

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I've never had a job, and the people at my University never called me back...
I listed every hour I didn't have class as free!
I have done volunteer work though

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But so far I have $1,500, $1,300 of which is in savings.
My school debt so far will be $50 bucks a month for ten years, though I expect it to reach 200 by the time I graduate.
My projected salary will be 40-50k. Though I am sure my starting salary will be much lower.
But if I agree to work in a high-risk school, they'll forgive 10k in debt

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Also, I am so stingy. So stingy. You really have no idea. In the past month I have spent 15$. And that was for train fare, nothing else (Food's included, so I would be stupid to eat out).
But OMG no one else saves here. Everyone has credit cards! I think they are teh devil

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Students are morons at saving (Excluding me and the devout Muslim girl).