Pat Robertson crazier than you thought: leg presses 2000 lbs

Pat Robertson debated Claus Larsen in a thread and lasted a record 45 pages before giving up.

Rule 8 cowers in fear at mention of his name.

After a brief talk with Pat Robertson's fists Randi is now born-again.
 
HarryKeogh said:
Pat Robertson debated Claus Larsen in a thread and lasted a record 45 pages before giving up.
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That's not the way it happened.

Pat Robertson started a thread, "God Hates Gun Control," in which the OP specified, "God and his Only Begotten Son, Jesus, hate gun control and want every true Christian to own at least one very big gun."

Claus immediately weighed in: "Do you have any evidence?"

Pat Robertson sent a one-word post by way of reply: "Yes." To which Claus responded, "Okay, that's good enough for me."

That was the end of the thread. Four posts, thirty-five words.
 
BPSCG said:
That's not the way it happened.

Pat Robertson started a thread, "God Hates Gun Control," in which the OP specified, "God and his Only Begotten Son, Jesus, hate gun control and want every true Christian to own at least one very big gun."

Claus immediately weighed in: "Do you have any evidence?"

Pat Robertson sent a one-word post by way of reply: "Yes." To which Claus responded, "Okay, that's good enough for me."

That was the end of the thread. Four posts, thirty-five words.
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Holy cow! That's amazing. Let's not cast any more aspersions on Pat Robertson's leg pressing feats, considering this is so much more impressive.
 
BPSCG said:
That's not the way it happened.

Pat Robertson started a thread, "God Hates Gun Control," in which the OP specified, "God and his Only Begotten Son, Jesus, hate gun control and want every true Christian to own at least one very big gun."

Claus immediately weighed in: "Do you have any evidence?"

Pat Robertson sent a one-word post by way of reply: "Yes." To which Claus responded, "Okay, that's good enough for me."

That was the end of the thread. Four posts, thirty-five words.
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I heard a similiar variation except it was only two posts. The original and Claus' reply..."It's true :) "
 
They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Pat Robertson talk in his sleep.
 
Pat Robertson heals people by beaming God's powers through television . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . uh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hmmmmm
 
Pat Robertson can stick his elbows in his ears.

Pat Robertson's farts don't stink. In fact, Glade is coming out with a new room freshener scent, Springtime Fresh Pat Robertson (TM).

Pat Robertson won the 2001 World Series of Draw Poker even though his best hand throughout the tournament was a pair of sixes*; he won every hand through skillful bluffing.

* It was originally three of a kind, but he discarded one of the sixes rather than win with "Satan's Hand."
 
thaiboxerken said:
Just do the math, it's simple subtraction. Infinity - 1 = ?
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Sorry, I've never been good at math involving infinity. So could someone please tell me what the number was, save me a lot of time and trouble? Thanks.
 
Pat Robertson tears the tags off of mattresses. And eats them for breakfast. Without milk.

Every time Cecil Adams is stumped, he punches in #1 on his speed dial: Pat Robertson.

New P&Rs candies: melts in your mouth...and your hand.

Both the names "Pat" and "God" have three letters with a vowel in the middle. Coincidence?
 
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