Pat Robertson crazier than you thought: leg presses 2000 lbs

Huntster said:
Thankfully, you don't either.



I'm not sure you sleep. You're the classic undergraduate fool.

You'll learn, someday..........



Water doesn't boil for you. You haven't figured out how to cook yet.



What a coincidence! I, too, can kill 100% of whatever the **** I want (as long as it's in season).



I'm never late, and time had damned well better slow the **** down. (Not for you. You need to grow up; the sooner, the better).



I don't own pajamas. I sleep in the raw. Clothes are just too..........restricting.

Muscles bind in "jammies".
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You keep following me from thread to thread. I'm starting to think you might have a crush on me. How cute! :cupid:
 
Someone responding point for point to a bunch of Chuck Norris facts with the name switched to Pat Robertson amuses me greatly. Ill be screenshotting this to share with my friends.
 
corplinx said:
Someone responding point for point to a bunch of Chuck Norris facts with the name switched to Pat Robertson amuses me greatly. Ill be screenshotting this to share with my friends.
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Yep. It would be sad if it wasn't so funny.
 
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:-D I think it's sad, funny, and cute at the same time! He really didn't get it, did he?

Good clean score, delphi. Full points. *bow*
 
Meffy said:
:-D I think it's sad, funny, and cute at the same time! He really didn't get it, did he?

Good clean score, delphi. Full points. *bow*
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I can't help it if I attract weirdos. First it was Mayday, now Huntster. Could it be some kind of internet pheromones? Or maybe they just go for the rugged bearded look?

It's a little creepy and a little flattering all at once.
 
How about Pat Roberston versus a hurricane? Okay, of course Pat Robertson wins under normal circumstances. But what if the hurricane is named Hurricane Pat Robertson?
 
Number Six said:
How about Pat Roberston versus a hurricane? Okay, of course Pat Robertson wins under normal circumstances. But what if the hurricane is named Hurricane Pat Robertson?
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A hurricane named Pat Robertson? Any city with lots of homosexuals better look out!
 
Q) Can Pat Robertson create a weight heavier than he can lift?


A) Yes. And he can lift it, too.
 
You know those little paddles with the rubber ball attached by a thin rubber band? Pat Robertson holds the world record.

Pat Robertson was actually the fifth Beatle.

He doesn't like to brag about it, but Pat once gave the entire Dallas Cowboy Cheerleading squad simultaneous "touchdowns."

Pat Robertson was the inventor of the legendary 200 mpg carburetor. He is also the one who secretly purchased the rights.
 
Pat Robertson can speak braille.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Pat Robertson's fist.

Pat Robertson never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the **** off.
 
Pat Robertson is an ever-lovin' son of a gun, birthed on a bad day along the O-hi-o River and takin' his turn polin' the flatboat afore he dried off. He's calamity, despair, doom, and delight by turns, and ain't no tellin' which you'll get. He's half tiger, half gator, half snappin' turtle, half whirlwind, half rattlesnake, an' the rest is pure poison. Mike Fink ain't a patch on Pat Robertson.

When the going gets tough, the tough is Pat Robertson.

Pat Robertson is the TRUE American Idol. Those others are fakes. Pat will deal with them in time. He's just biding his time and letting the fake AIs worry. Stew in their own juices so to speak. Heh heh heh.

Pat Robertson picks up household spills 50% faster than the leading paper towel.

All the droppings and fur samples presently attributed to Bigfoot were actually left by Pat Robertson.
 
Huntster said:
Thankfully, you don't either.

I'm not sure you sleep. You're the classic undergraduate fool.

You'll learn, someday..........

Water doesn't boil for you. You haven't figured out how to cook yet.

What a coincidence! I, too, can kill 100% of whatever the **** I want (as long as it's in season).

I'm never late, and time had damned well better slow the **** down. (Not for you. You need to grow up; the sooner, the better).

I don't own pajamas. I sleep in the raw. Clothes are just too..........restricting.

Muscles bind in "jammies".
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Was any of that suppose to be funny or witty? Anyway,

Pat Robertson doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Pat.

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWPRD?"

When Pat Robertson exercises, the machine gets stronger.
 
Huntster said:
What a coincidence! I, too, can kill 100% of whatever the **** I want (as long as it's in season).
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Pat Robertson does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Pat Robertson goes killing. In whatever **** season he wants.
 
Pat Robertson snores so loud he has to sleep in another room to keep from waking himself up.
 
'Struth, sometimes he keeps me awake nights. But it's less about how he snores than what he says.
 
BPSCG said:
Pat Robertson snores so loud he has to sleep in another room to keep from waking himself up.
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Heracy! Pat Robertson doesn't sleep. He waits.

Also:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Pat Robertson.

When Pat Robertson sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Pat Robertson has not had to pay taxes ever.

Pat Robertson was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
 
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