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Obama compiling secret race database

Yawn. Obama is STILL implementing socialism/communism/naziism/FEMA camps/alien anal probes, just like he's been for six years. And we still haven't seen any actual results. He'd better get going, he's only got 18 months left.

For real. I thought we were supposed to be the Islamic Republic of Black Kenya or something by now and teh gubment was to have taken all my fine pistols.

What's really funny is that plenty of Obama's supporters (myself included) are irritated that he has not been liberal enough; yet, the OP and his ilk appear to be attempting to frighten us about the unforeseen ills or our liberal desires.
 
For real. I thought we were supposed to be the Islamic Republic of Black Kenya or something by now and teh gubment was to have taken all my fine pistols.

What's really funny is that plenty of Obama's supporters (myself included) are irritated that he has not been liberal enough; yet, the OP and his ilk appear to be attempting to frighten us about the unforeseen ills or our liberal desires.

You know not what evils lurk within your own desires.
 
Bad mad flinger, bad! (Smacks nose with newspaper.)

That's actually contrary to my understanding of usual usage. A spade is for digging, as are both of those pictured. A shovel is more of a scoop, as for shoveling coal from the tender into the firebox of a steam locomotive.

I just use "shovel" regardless. I also use a spading fork as a pitchfork on occasion.
 
So it's a snow spade? Not sure I agree with this definition.
I do not agree with the definition, and would point out, among other things, that the internet is notorious for proliferating things and inundating us with sheer quantity whether they are right or wrong.

Getting my definitions from the custom of use and peripherally from older editions of Merriam Webster, and with the cautionary note that I am an American, and thus my usage is too, I would define a spade as a subspecies of shovel, distinguished by being designed to be pushed into the earth with the help of a foot. It is defined by its function rather than by its shape.

Traditionally, but not necessarily, It will have a sharp flat end, a blade longer than it is wide, and a short handle, but above all it must be designed to be pushed into the earth with a foot. A snow shovel and a grain shovel and a coal shovel and a fireplace shovel, all with flat ends, are not spades, but a round ended one which you push into the ground with your foot in order to dig holes, is more a spade than not. A long handled shovel with a spade-like blade is generally called a shovel, the long handle making its use more general, for clearing, throwing and moving material as well as for making holes.

In keeping with the spirit of this thread, however, and not wishing to drift off subject, I will mention that I have been hoarding spades because I have heard a rumor that the Obama administration plans to outlaw all tools with sharp edges.
 
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A Spade is for digging as Bruto stated with the help of the foot, a Shovel is for moving stuff. Spades tend to have a strong forged shank for handle attachment and a cross electioneering enough to be forced in to and cut hard grouund. Shovels are lighter in construction. They tend to be folded and pressed to shape. They have a hollow shape to hold whatever it is you are shovelling. Both can have a straight or pointed end.
 
I do not agree with the definition, and would point out, among other things, that the internet is notorious for proliferating things and inundating us with sheer quantity whether they are right or wrong.

I agree. But the definitions I'm familiar with were first encountered in the '50s. Even Al Gore didn't have internet access then.
 
I don't use that idiom myself, because it's likely to be misinterpreted, but I don't think it has a racist origin.

Whether or not the speaker had a racist intent is hard to know.


Oh I doubt that there was any racist intent; it's just tone deaf.
 
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I was just thinking...

This "race" database would consist of one table, with one row in that table, of one field. Contents of that field would be the one word, "Human".

Job done!
 
I was just thinking...

This "race" database would consist of one table, with one row in that table, of one field. Contents of that field would be the one word, "Human".

Job done!

Where then would the Reptilian Lizard People fit in? :confused:

As 12 million Americans "know," the United States government is run by lizard people

More details here:
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/10/how-spot-reptilians-runing-us-government/354496/
 
I was just thinking...

This "race" database would consist of one table, with one row in that table, of one field. Contents of that field would be the one word, "Human".

Job done!

Yes.

But until we get rid of the bigots who interfere with virtually all aspects of modern society, we have to acknowledge that different ethnic backgrounds exist and that some functionality is gained by grouping these ethnicities into, for lack of a better term, races.
 
A Spade is for digging as Bruto stated with the help of the foot, a Shovel is for moving stuff. Spades tend to have a strong forged shank for handle attachment and a cross electioneering enough to be forced in to and cut hard grouund. Shovels are lighter in construction. They tend to be folded and pressed to shape. They have a hollow shape to hold whatever it is you are shovelling. Both can have a straight or pointed end.

Yes, this is about as correct as it can be. (Engineer speaking here.) The two features that make a shovel a spade are the place to put your foot for stomping, and a reasonably sharp fore edge made to cut sod or hardened ground. Naturally the pointy fore edge tends to work better, hence the classic "spade" shape in the card suits. But you can have a flat, square blade on a spade for doing things like cutting precise corners in footings, etc.

The feature that makes a shovel a scoop is a raised edge around the sides and rear, so as to contain as much material as possible. And my grandfather, who was a fireman on the Denver & Rio Grande, impressed upon me before I went to engineering school that the hand tool in his basement was a coal scoop, not a coal shovel.
 
This just in ...

Obama is also developing a secret database of 'Dungeons and Dragons' players.

That way, when the nuclear war/terrorist attack/Red Dawn type invasion/etc. happens then he will know who to kick out of the shelters.

;)
 
This just in ...

Obama is also developing a secret database of 'Dungeons and Dragons' players.

That way, when the nuclear war/terrorist attack/Red Dawn type invasion/etc. happens then he will know who to kick out of the shelters.

;)
They'd be wandering the Earth, looking for Cheetos and Mountain Dew. I can only imagine the horror.
 
This just in ...

Obama is also developing a secret database of 'Dungeons and Dragons' players.

That way, when the nuclear war/terrorist attack/Red Dawn type invasion/etc. happens then he will know who to kick out of the shelters.

;)

That's crazy.

We need look only as far as one of the best episodes of X-Files ever broadcast to understand why:

Jose Chung: Aren't you nervous telling me all this? Receiving all those death threats?

Blaine: Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage.​

.................
Back on topic (so this post doesn't get ripped from this thread). I trust the president implicitly. If he is doing something, I am sure it is the right thing to do.

I do not say that lightly. When I say things like this, it is my intent to give this thread all the respect it deserves.
 
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They'd be wandering the Earth, looking for Cheetos and Mountain Dew. I can only imagine the horror.

Here is how you deal with that situation ..

Just tell that the convience store across town survived the incident and that it has plenty of Cheetos and Mountian Dew.

And after they run out of the door to get these non-existent items, then lock that so that they cannot get back into the bunker.

:p
 
I am sure that Elfgrinder is on to something, as usual. Nothing is too nefarious for the swarthy liberal wreckers. Unfortunately, the victory dinner that Obama and his henchmen were planning for the conclusion of the marshal law takeover of white suburbs has had to be postponed because it has been discovered that baby meat is not halal.
 

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