NWO Kitty is a Sell Out!

OldTigerCub said:
Good to hear you finally got yours, LashL!:D

That said, play the tape that came with it...Kitty has a mission for you...but don't play it in a recorder you value. You know, self destruct and all that...it makes a mess.:cool:
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Thank you. I am pleased to report that the mission was accepted and has now been concluded. It was a bit, er, messier than usual. I think that entitles me to a bit of a break before my next assignment, according to Rule 36-440(d)(iv).

Now, I have photos of the shirts, the NWO building, and the signage...

The shirts:

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The NWO building:




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Close ups of the signage:

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*Ahem, that sign is in need of maintenance. Which agents are on NWO sign-painting duty this week?


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Now, I just need a black fedora, some dark shades, and a shiny-flashy thing to bring all of the elements together for a proper picture. :D
 
qarnos said:
Oh, cool! A real gubmit shill! :D
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Strictly speaking (if we're only counting my civilian job; I am a reservist as well in the Army) I'm not. I work for a private contracting firm that happens to have a long-standing contract with the DIA that I've recently been added to.

But if it pleases you, feel free to call me that. :D At least I know YOU mean it in a nice way. *LOL*
 
qarnos said:
Oh, cool! A real gubmit shill! :D
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Actually, I am a real government shill, unfortunately NWO kitty shirts don't really go with the dress code of pinstripe suit and bowler hat, but I use my NWO kitty mug at work, I'm just trying to think of a suitable photo op for it...
 
Hokulele said:
Heh, excellent.

I had someone take a picture for me this past weekend, but as she has yet to e-mail me with the evidence, you all will just have to keep waiting.
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Looking forward to it.

By the way, I meant to tell you that I'm delighted that you put the small NWO Kitty emblem in the centre on the front of the chick shirts. ;)
 
My main order still hasn't turned up, despite having apparently shipped on 25th September. I've been on holiday since 28th September and just returned to work. No sign of it, although the mouse mat, which I ordered later and which was sent later (to the identical address) was sitting on my desk waiting for me. I can't understand it. I've emailed Customer Support, let's hope they can do something.

Rolfe.
 
qarnos said:
[ignoramus]

What is DIAC? I did a google and I found the Department of Immigration and Citizenship here in Oz... and the Dental Industry Association of Canada.

[/ignoramus]
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I just found out that DIAC stands for Defense Intelligence Analysis Center. My apologies for the misinformation.
 
Sabrina said:
I just found out that DIAC stands for Defense Intelligence Analysis Center. My apologies for the misinformation.
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Never apologise for misinformation.

Of course, if you give out actual information it's too late to apologise.

:cool:
 
Just to clarify...
by "vacationing" you mean "assassinating", by "wife" you mean "alibi", and by "Spain" you mean "Oneonta", right? There's so many different meanings of those I have a hard time telling which is which. :D
 
Sabrina said:
Just to clarify...
by "vacationing" you mean "assassinating", by "wife" you mean "alibi", and by "Spain" you mean "Oneonta", right? There's so many different meanings of those I have a hard time telling which is which. :D
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Please update your NWO translation handbook. "Vacationing" is currently code for "destroying evidence," and "wife" is "top-secret cyborg companion."

"Spain" is still "Oneonta," although be advised it will probably be changed to "A rest stop in northeastern Wisconsin" for the next revision.
 
How long will these shirts be on sale for?
I'm thinkin about getting one next month.

I'd love to see a shirt with the stundie award, maybe the back printed with some of the past months stundie winner & quotes.
:p
 
Rolfe said:
I've emailed Customer Support, let's hope they can do something.
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That really is a problem. You may want to PM brodski as well and see if he can do anything to help as well.

chipmunk stew said:
My uniform arrived while I was "vacationing" with my "wife" in "Spain". I will post a photo for my official ID badge soon, after I sort through all my top secret memos and file all my mission reports. In the meantime, you can check out some of my surveillance photos:
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Gorgeous pictures CS!

Hyperviolet said:
How long will these shirts be on sale for?
I'm thinkin about getting one next month.
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No idea. There is no charge for the store, so I will be keeping the US version up through at least the end of the year, if not longer. Most of it will depend on whether or not things are selling. Brodski can answer for the UK version. Speaking of which, mugs and mouse pads make excellent holiday gifts!

And on a related note, I just received the first commission payment from Spreadshirt today, and will be sending a check off to JREF NWO headquarters this afternoon. Can anyone tell me why the NWO still requires hand-signed checks? Is is something to do with the MicroPrint?
 
How much have we managed to raise to finance the covert operations in Southeastern Indonesia give to JREF as of now?
 
JonnyFive said:
How much have we managed to raise to finance the covert operations in Southeastern Indonesia give to JREF as of now?
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The profits from the US store is allowing me to send off a check for $50. I tried to keep the commission low so people could afford to buy stuff. I am sure the UK store has gotten more, as I believe the quality and range of their products is much better than Spreadshirt's. All those pennies may help one or more people make it out to TAM so we can all buy each other beverages (alcoholic or non, depending on your preferences). :)
 
Sabrina said:
I just found out that DIAC stands for Defense Intelligence Analysis Center. My apologies for the misinformation.
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Intelligence Analysis Center? Is that where they experiment on the aliens from Roswell?
 
Hokulele said:
The profits from the US store is allowing me to send off a check for $50. I tried to keep the commission low so people could afford to buy stuff. I am sure the UK store has gotten more, as I believe the quality and range of their products is much better than Spreadshirt's. All those pennies may help one or more people make it out to TAM so we can all buy each other beverages (alcoholic or non, depending on your preferences). :)
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Somehow I missed the fact that there was a monetary commission involved. Since I now know that it helps with the financing of the purchase of a new black helicopter JREF and TAM, I guess I better order a few more shirts and maybe a mug!:cool:
 
Hokulele said:
That really is a problem. You may want to PM brodski as well and see if he can do anything to help as well.
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I PMed Brodski first, but they're so hung up on confidentiality that they wouldn't discuss my order with him. I emailed them yesterday, but didn't get a reply then. I resent the email this morning and got a reply, saying that they would reprocess the order. This is good news!

There have been postal problems here, but the time involved seems to indicate lost rather than delayed.

Rolfe.
 
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LashL said:
Thank you. I am pleased to report that the mission was accepted and has now been concluded. It was a bit, er, messier than usual. I think that entitles me to a bit of a break before my next assignment, according to Rule 36-440(d)(iv).

Now, I have photos of the shirts, the NWO building, and the signage...

The shirts:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010002.jpg


The NWO building:

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http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010056.jpg


Close ups of the signage:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010059.jpg

*Ahem, that sign is in need of maintenance. Which agents are on NWO sign-painting duty this week?


http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/LashL/P1010058.jpg



Now, I just need a black fedora, some dark shades, and a shiny-flashy thing to bring all of the elements together for a proper picture. :D
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I wondered where the hell that edifice was, as I don't recognise it at all. Now, looking at your location - Canada? What the...?

Rolfe.
 
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