NWO Kitty is a Sell Out!

LashL said:
My shirts have arrived, and I love them!
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Good to hear you finally got yours, LashL!:D

That said, play the tape that came with it...Kitty has a mission for you...but don't play it in a recorder you value. You know, self destruct and all that...it makes a mess.:cool:
 
All my packages have arrived! Now, what does Hector P. Catt think of all this?




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Well, he has been in a bad mood lately......
 
:newlol Horatius.

Now, we can't have an NWO Kitty thread without linking to his/her theme song:
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82625

qarnos said:
Those of you who have been reading the Comic Strip a Conspiracy Myth thread in the CT forum will be familiar with the character of NWO Kitty. He's the mastermind of The New World Order - the organization responsible for all things evil.

Well, I think it's about time our Kitty got his own little movie. I have created a theme song for an NWO Kitty sitcom and I'm challenging those JREFers who are nifty with Flash (or anything else, for that matter) to create an opening title sequence to go with it!

I am interested to see what people will do with it!

Warning: Song may contain double-entendres ;)

Lyrics said:
There was a time when it was just Bill Clinton's favourite pussy.
Living up the high life in D.C.

Then a man, who Al Gore sent, did an strange experiment.
Naturally it went horribly wrong.

Now it's NWO Kitty.
It's the kinda cat you don't wanna meet.
NWO Kitty.
Better watch out, cot it's packin' heat.
NWO Kitty.
Making sure it's plans unfurl.
NWO Kitty.
I'm not sure if it's a boy or girl.

It's takin' over the world!
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Got mine on Friday, I may post pictures if I get a chance and my NDA allows it.

Anyhow, it looks nice. I got the no-text one from the UK in "sand" color, which is kind of a dark khaki/tan color that looks really nice. NWO Kitty went to the gym on Friday night and out to the outlet mall on Sunday, where he was on the receiving end of some drool from my son. Overall, I would say it was a rousing success!

The shirt washes pretty well, by the way. Too bad it's not screen printed, but that would probably cost an arm and a leg to set up.
 
Yay! I'm now officially part of the evil reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity. I take it I shouldn't ask why the UK shop appears to be in France?
 
Cuddles said:
Yay! I'm now officially part of the evil reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity. I take it I shouldn't ask why the UK shop appears to be in France?
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It's an illluuuuusion! You seeee nothiiing! *waves hands*
 
Cuddles said:
Yay! I'm now officially part of the evil reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity. I take it I shouldn't ask why the UK shop appears to be in France?
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That just the latest step in our plan. "New World Order" encompasses not merely the re-arrangement of economic and political relationships, but also of geography itself.

So, now the UK is in the middle of France, so that the next time Germany invades them, the English won't have to go so far to save the French again.

Our next step is to put Mexico where Ontario is, so that the Northern States of the US can benefit from illegal Mexican workers crossing the border, just like the Southern States have benefitted.

Later we'll be moving all of Europe into the mid-Atlantic, so that we can finally tell where Europe stops and Asia begins, as well as shifting Australia into the Northern hemisphere with all the other white guys.

After that, we get into re-arranging the entire Solar System. Watch yourself, Mercury!
 
After that, we get into re-arranging the entire Solar System. Watch yourself, Mercury!
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Didn't we already start that by kicking out Pluto for misbehaving?
 
PhantomWolf said:
Didn't we already start that by kicking out Pluto for misbehaving?
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That was merely a re-definition to distract the sheepstronomers, while we actually physically move the other planets around. By the time they wake up to what we're really doing, all the best real estate in the system will belong to us!


Bwahahahahahaha!
 
Whee!!! Got my second package today!!

Dang I wish I could wear the shirt to work at the DIAC... *snickers*
 
Just got home, my shirt was waiting! "I'm the Cat with the Gun!" Kick Asssssss!
Here it is, in my front yard.



Thanks again,
DT.
 
PhantomWolf said:
*taps foot* Ahem, aren't we missing something. ;)
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I'm working on the pictures; they may have to wait until this weekend though. Busy at work. And no, I haven't worn the shirt to the DIAC, but it'd be funny if I did. *giggles* I wonder how many people would get the joke.
 
Sabrina said:
I'm working on the pictures; they may have to wait until this weekend though. Busy at work. And no, I haven't worn the shirt to the DIAC, but it'd be funny if I did. *giggles* I wonder how many people would get the joke.
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[ignoramus]

What is DIAC? I did a google and I found the Department of Immigration and Citizenship here in Oz... and the Dental Industry Association of Canada.

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Defense Intelligence Agency; I believe the C stands for center or complex, not sure which. It's where my current contract is.
 
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