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November Stundie Nominations

Horatius said:
So this stuff causes allergies, asthma, diarrhea, chicken pox, pneumonia, the flu, and colds?!?!? And you give this to babies?!?!?

:D
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To be honest, just the ones we don't like.

What ?!?!?!? Those twins are little monsters...
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And now for a little quote-mining.


TSR said:
Cuddles said:
Wait.. he still has trouble latching to both his mother's breasts?
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Funny, *I* never have that trouble with his mother...

What ?!?!?!? Those twins are little monsters...
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(Drops scissors and paste, walks away whistling innocently)
 
Tomtomkent said:
Its easy to prove if he understands potential energy or not. I will hold a 4kg hammer 100mm above his hand and let go. If he moves his hand he has an idea how much energy the hammer will have.
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You are nastier than I am. I usually tell them to place a 1/4 nut on their head and note the pressure it applies. Then have someone take that same 1/4 nut and increase the amount of potential energy it has avalable by raising it 1 meter above their head and then allow that energy to convert to kinetic energy as it drops onto their head and again note the pressure it applies to their skull.
 
ApolloGnomon said:
From our newest treasure trove of wisdom, Nuke Lies:



The photo:

http://next.nasa.gov/alsj/a14/AS14-64-9189.jpg


Yep. He thinks the Earth is Venus.
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That is a stunning, awe-inspiring photo.

I read these threads to get a laugh from reading the funny things some people have said. But, I have to feel sad for people who look at a photo like that and dismiss it because of their silly beliefs. Reality is so much more interesting ....

-- Roger
 
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It's vitally important that a properly researched and well-founded conspiracy theory is based entirely on facts. When this becomes a problem, one option is to put more effort into researching the facts and building a credible case. However, Patrick1000 has come up with an alternative option: simply re-define the word "fact".

Patrick1000 said:
Say one asked Kennedy or Nixon, LBJ, Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Bushes 1 and 2, Obama, what they thought about the American Indian Tragedy. You would get an answer from all of these US presidents pretty much as I have laid it out. They would say tragedy yes, but God wants us to be here so it is OK. In this sense, my contentions are indeed facts, and very very very important ones.
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Yes, in Patrick1000 world, speculations on what a group of presidents would hypothetically say if you asked them a question are now "indeed facts".

Dave
 
And, from Marokkaan, we have this post, which raises the question...

Marokkaan said:
Uhh, i think its rude behaviour, to not listen to the other, and just ignore everything.

That kind of people i always put on ignore
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...is 9/11 truth incompatible with any vestige of self-awareness?

Dave

ETA: Damned German ninjas. Curse you, Oystein!
 
I'm not a fan of the ignore function anyway, but putting people on ignore for doing exactly what he himself does doesn't further Marokkaan's position much.
 
I had these lye burns when I was 18 months old, and they turned me superhuman:
http://vault-co.blogspot.com/2011/1...howComment=1320371158836#c2498846194527967741

When I was 18 months old, I was burned so badly with sodium lye internally I was expected to die. A priest gave me the last rites and it was predicted I would never see the sun rise. Not only did I not die, but in the coming years my waist vanished, my hair went curly and all of a sudden I seemed to have committed the entire contents of the Library of Congress to memory almost overnight before the age of seven. The doctor winced when he told me to squeeze his hand as hard as I could and told my father we shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. Something had clearly happened to me. My body had obviously repaired the genetic damage (lye is a saponifier, it breaks down organic material) it seems it just picked the wrong set of genes to do the repairs with.
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http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060300812&postcount=20

"yes you do. eyeballing is how us realmen determine an EXACT ballpark figure...while you queenies
need some fancy intruments to calculate the measurement we realmen have already agree upon.

i say the moon is looking bigger!!! and that's that."


The Moon is bigger, and that is an exact ballpark figure estimate thingy - I can tell with my eyes no less.
 
Erock said:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060300812&postcount=20

"yes you do. eyeballing is how us realmen determine an EXACT ballpark figure...while you queenies
need some fancy intruments to calculate the measurement we realmen have already agree upon.

i say the moon is looking bigger!!! and that's that."


The Moon is bigger, and that is an exact ballpark figure estimate thingy - I can tell with my eyes no less.
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And yet reports of worldwide coastal flooding from the increased tides are conspicuously absent. That can only mean one thing... all of the nutters on the DIF somehow missed the elementary school lecture about the tides and the Moon. What are the odds???
 
Keoni Galt on the plan by bankers to steal houses:
Step 1: Make loans with fiat currency
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit

http://www.inmalafide.com/blog/2011...onservatives-and-liebertarians/#comment-77511

Why did all the banks rush out to make loans to unqualified people? Not because the government made them.

Because they had the opportunity to convert fiat currency (made out of thin air) into real, physical assets – the foreclosed properties.

And yes, anyone who tries to defend the status quo of our Bankster Plutocracy as some sort of representative of the “free market” really is nothing more than a CONservative or LIEbertarian.

For real libertarianism, READ ROTHBARD.

We haven’t had a free market in the US since 1913.
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Erock said:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060300812&postcount=20

"yes you do. eyeballing is how us realmen determine an EXACT ballpark figure...while you queenies
need some fancy intruments to calculate the measurement we realmen have already agree upon.

i say the moon is looking bigger!!! and that's that."


The Moon is bigger, and that is an exact ballpark figure estimate thingy - I can tell with my eyes no less.
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I think this is the early favourite to win it all.
 
Erock said:
http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060300812&postcount=20

"yes you do. eyeballing is how us realmen determine an EXACT ballpark figure...while you queenies
need some fancy intruments to calculate the measurement we realmen have already agree upon.

i say the moon is looking bigger!!! and that's that."


The Moon is bigger, and that is an exact ballpark figure estimate thingy - I can tell with my eyes no less.
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This must be on for this months winner so far!
 
Oh **** me gently with a chainsaw. Miragememories still posts on 9/11 crap? wow
 
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