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Nobody has got ghost, according to Quran.

I thought alcohol, therefore wine, was haram?
(Here is) a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised: in it are rivers of water incorruptible; rivers of milk of which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who drink; and rivers of honey pure and clear. In it there are for them all kinds of fruits; and Grace from their Lord. (Can those in such Bliss) be compared to such as shall dwell for ever in the Fire, and be given, to drink, boiling water, so that it cuts up their bowels (to pieces)? View more verses Quran 47.15

Round about them will (serve) youths of perpetual (freshness), Quran 56.17
 
No ! the 72 wives is from an obscure hadith. But the Quran says that in heaven people will be waited on by wide eyed youths, and sit by rivers of wine where the fruit hangs low. This is a stunningly stupid kind of heaven that would only appeal to dusty old desert Arabs. Which is exactly who it was intended for. Arabs who would fight and die in Muhammad's grubby little wars because they were promised heaven.

Mustn't be literal minded. Allah is nothing if not metaphorical. A heaven full of virgins waiting to do one's bidding, and with fruits hanging low, sounds promising enough, the fruit part I mean to say --- no matter which way one swings.
 

There is no such thing as Jinn.
Jinn, or Genies are just another idea plagiarized in the Quran from earlier pre Islamic Arab sources such as early poetry.
 

There is no such thing as Jinn.
Jinn, or Genies are just another idea plagiarized in the Quran from earlier pre Islamic Arab sources such as early poetry.
and that Disney movie Aladdin. Robin Williams killed in that one.

Also meaning, obviously, that Islam totally copied CEO Disney, who are gonna cease-and-desist those ungrateful Muslim dicks (literal and figurarive, as we recently discovered) right into the poor house.
 
There is no such thing as Jinn.
Jinn, or Genies are just another idea plagiarized in the Quran from earlier pre Islamic Arab sources such as early poetry.

There are no such things as spirits. Spirits are just another idea plagiarized from earlier pagan sources such as shamanism.
 
Amelia Earhart got ghost. I mean, one day she took off, never saw her again.
 
Caspar is traditionally the name of one of the "wise men" from Asia who visited Jesus in Bethlehem.

Casper is the name of a friendly ghost.

Coincidence? Not at all. It's a sign from the Holy Ghost to respect ghosts (especially Asian ones) and not incarcerate them in a custom-made storage facility in Manhattan.
 
Meanwhile, the four rivers mentioned in the verses both refer to those exact rivers and, in a secondary sense, represent many things. I have explained this in detail in my writing:

 
Well, I'd invite you to go to Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Iran or Afghanistan with a few bottles of wine and explain. Surely fellow Muslims will be swayed by your logic right?
I suspect Emre_1974tr is not actually Muslim. After all, why would that one claim, out of all his other bs, be true.

 

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