lifegazer said:
Once upon a time there was a git... and then he decided he would be a git no more.
(Edited to close this quote tag... Damn you quote tag, you GIT!)
And thus God became dead to gittery. He was no longer omnicogniscant, for he knew not how to be a git. God was diminished, decreased in power, less than he once was...
You really do walk into these things, don't you? You'd think someone so wise would know how to avoid making himself look like a kipper...
The moral of the 'story'? None of us are slaves to "gittery". And, we can be like whatever we choose to be like.
And "I" chose to be a git. And your problem with this is?
You know what distinguishes a serf from a God? Choice.
No, actually I believe you'll find it's God's choice before the dream began as to whether I'm serf or God. At least, that's what you once claimed. So there are no Serfs, only God thinking he's a serf.
Now, why don't you be a good boy and stop spoiling this intelligent discussion?
*looks around*
I'm sorry, did you say there was intelligent discussion here? I can see intelligent
posters, there's Upchurch and Hethhethit'scoldonhoth, and quite a few others who hold all kinds of beliefs, but intelligent ones. But this is a
lifegazer thread, so it's not really a debate at all... more sort of bemused tolerance of a lecturing, ranting, hypocritical plonker. Just the sort of thread I ONLY appear in, in fact! If it was intelligent debate, I wouldn't be here.
There's absolutely no reason why you can't start your own thread and crack jokes about me and slander me till... well, until hell opens up for you. Just do it in another thread.
There's even less reason why I can't do both... thus lessening at twice the rate my own sufferings in hell! Hurrah! In fact, maybe I should open a third and fourth thread to laugh at you...?
Like I said, it will make for good group therapy. Help to bolster the flagging confidence in the reality of humanity.
But Lifegazer dearest, if I do that, God dies... you aren't
lying are you? And there was me thinking God didn't tell porkies when he became all heavenly!
Now, giving you free license to slander and mock me elsewhere is a pretty good deal, I think. You get to have your laffs with your mates and I get to have sensible discussions.
Ahh, but I am no petty little human being... I am GOD, and GOD doesn't settle for little deals. I am a vengeful GOD, a destructive GOD, an evil GOD. I neither ask nor need your permission to do anything, for I am GOD, and I am omnipotent. And GOD chooses to destroy your thread. LOVE YOUR GOD AS HE DOES SO.
Now, if you don't accept this deal and continue to abuse me and wreck my threads at the same time, I'm going to make a formal complaint to the JREF establishment.
But... but... but yesterday the JREF establishment hated you! And the Mods were deliberately deleting your threads because they contained such awesome wisdom! Surely they won't side with you against me today?!
Personally, I don't care if they do. Their boards, their rules. I break 'em, I buy it. Only one of us is arrogant enough to think they can demand they be treated otherwise though...
Why? Simply because I'm tired of idiots wrecking profound discussion with infantile retorts.
Hey, it's not MY fault that God blessed the world with idiots, and only one, lonely, suffering Prophet. Wait, because I AM GOD, then yes it IS my fault!
Like I said, I don't give a hoot what you think about me,
You don't care what anyone thinks about GOD?!
but I care deeply about my philosophy and have the right to air that philosophy to anyone who wants to listen to it.
And I have the right to trash it if I want, how I want. Until JREF says otherwise, because it's their board. And then I shall overcome their banning with my mighty GOD powers, just as you overcame your bannings elsewhere.
Because I care so much about tearing down your philosophy, I will stop at nothing, not even miraculously overcoming a ban, to do so.
When you abuse my freedom to do this, you abuse the freedom of interested parties also by disjointing the thread.
You have no interested parties. Tell me, who was disjointing the threads for the 3 years before you even met me online? Oh wait, that was other idiots. Which you put there, in your form as GOD, before you decided to come into the Dream and experience your own blessed idiocy. Hallelujah!
In fact, that's the very reason you are doing it. And whether you like it or not, my threads generate alot of serious interest.
They don't Lifegazer, they truly don't. Come on now... don't be so childish. If you want truly adult commentary, here is some for you; If I was genuinely disrupting serious debate here, don't you think somebody else would have made the complaint you say you will make before now? Your interested parties Lifegazer, where are their complaints? How about the people who do post in your threads, hmm? Sure they may think my methods are harsh, they may have no personal love for me at all... but have they complained about me? If you truly believe you generate serious interest, where's the serious discontent with my dissipating that interest?
I know what you'll answer; it'll be back to the Evil JREF Establishment again. And that's why I get away with being so disruptive to you; because your mind was quite clearly disrupted to begin with. I am sure, at the time you wrote what you did, that you genuinely believed you had hordes of people who would want to take you seriously, if only the Evil PSA would disappear. And now I've called your bluff, I expect you'll believe just as passionately that you could never, ever have hoped to impress anybody here, such a den of vipers it is... the problem for you is neither one is true; and you only disprove yourself further with every wild swing of your fevered imagination.
Look, I'll even be kind to you, and agree with you to a little degree; perhaps there have been some complaints about my harshness in general. But if I were to leave these boards tomorrow Lifegazer, your supposed "interested parties" simply wouldn't turn up. They wouldn't. They don't exist. You are wrong.
This is the one and only time I will warn you. If your behaviour persists, I will act. Now, either grow up and have sensible discussions with the rest of us or go and play with the other kiddies in the back garden.
Ta ta. [/B]
Go ahead and act. I'll place my faith in the basic correctness of the JREF Moderators against your faith in the correctness of your own position. A simple test of faith versus faith. You claim I'm detering interested observers: SO PROVE IT. Appeal to the JREF. I state the worst that will happen is that I'll be banned for incivility to you personally (and maybe Interesting Ian)... I absolutely guarantee that no mention will be made of the supposed relevant worth of what you were originally saying, or any complaints from "interested parties" that I was disrupting your with. Because you have no such parties, and no such worth. You are insane.
DO IT LIFEGAZER. You couldn't convert a single poster here after 3 years, but if you can get a mod warning posted which says "PSA is hereby warned for disrupting the highly interesting knowledge Lifegazer was giving us... and for scaring off people who would otherwise have embraced him", I will count that as proof of the miraculous powers you claim you have. Go ahead and act. Get that official confirmation of your own worth. Kill your god in yet more minds of the silent audience we have, the ones who sit and gap and the incredible level of disconnection you have in reality...
... and make my time in your imaginary existant hell even more pleasurable; Oh, I don't believe in it myself... but you supposedly do, don't you Lifegazer? So you'd better also believe I'll spend an eternity laughing at each and every moment I killed your God here in this life. Because if you are right, I most certainly will.