The most important question is how did they get bigfoot up the mountain? I for one find it hard to believe hundreds of slaves towed it up there using a ramp. I find the theory that it flew up there attached to a kite much more...
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What the hell are you on about?
Show me one historical precedent of a bigfoot being flown up a mountain on a kite.
The ancient Washingtonians had no such technology.
It's patently obvious that they had to use ramps.
Lots os ramps.
Spiral ramps.
Ones that went round and round the mountain.
The valley below is actually the excavation quarry for the stones they used to make the ramps.
There are ancient carvings buried 5000ft under the snow that show the ancient Washingtonians, being shown by something that could (in a certain light, under the influence of narcotics and only one one day a year) possibly be said to maybe be an alien or supernatural being, how to raise a sasquatchian like being up a mountain using ramps.
The mountain, incidentally, shows signs of sand storm damage, proving that the whole area must have been a desert in the year 10,500BC.
Also, if you squint your eyes really closely, you'll see that the three mountains of that formation also line up exactly with Orion's belt, proving that sasquatches must have had contact with a lost tribe of astronomer priests from Atlantis who taught them who to position mountains to resemble astronomical phenomena and also how to hide real good too.