Now a truly manly pope should take the name Jesus II
Jesus was never pope.
Pope Ourri. No stench of corruption.

Pope Conan The Barbarian.
Okay, now you're just being silly.
In what is universally being called a dickhead move, Pope Benedict XVI rescinded his resignation and has appointed himself Pope again and named himself after the dickhead move as Peter of Rome.
Okay, now you're just being silly.