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Name the New Pope Thread

Wolrab said:
In what is universally being called a dickhead move, Pope Benedict XVI rescinded his resignation and has appointed himself Pope again and named himself after the dickhead move as Peter of Rome.
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If that should happen, he should be known in his second reign as Pope Leno I.
 
One of the betting agencies also has (or had) Richard Dawkins at 666/1. Clearly a joke intended to bring them some publicity.
 
Pope Raymond Luxury Yacht. (pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove)
 
Other leading Italians include Cardinal Gianfranco Ravasi, head of the Vatican's culture office and another intellectual heavyweight who quotes Hegel and Neitzsche as easily, and almost as frequently, as the Gospels. He has climbed into the spotlight with his "Courtyard of the Gentiles" project, an initiative to enter into dialogue with the worlds of art, culture and science — and most importantly atheists.
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http://news.yahoo.com/papal-resignation-opens-door-many-contenders-000719682.html

Your Holiness, I beg you to reconsider your decision. The exposure to the immense power of scientific atheism carries a risk, which our Church cannot take. I'm not underestimating your qualities, Your Holiness, but we shouldn't venture that far.

Oh, don't worry. I will not be forceful, or strongly persuasive in my mission to open the arms to those who we might have unjustly ignored in the past.


... Let me please quote something dear to my heart: "Too fair to worship, too divine to love."

Aaah, those are just fairy tales filling the bible from the beginning to the end. Do you have anything interesting to say?

I'm afraid that you've misunderstood me. I quoted Hegel, not a passage from the Scriptures.

hegel, megel, fegal... doesn't matter. Ain't no god, dude. It's been scientifically proved. Hey, pope, yo! How many priests are gay? Do you know? Huh?


Lol. I can't wait when cardinal Ravasi gets elected. Ahahaha...
 
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