Musk vs Trump

Which one will the MAGA supporters try to assassinate first?

  • Trump

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • Musk

    Votes: 23 82.1%

  • Total voters
    28
I am no conservative when ti comes to marriage, but a guy who has 14 kids and has never been married once....weel, I just think that just ain't right.
 
I am no conservative when ti comes to marriage, but a guy who has 14 kids and has never been married once....weel, I just think that just ain't right.
He has been married three times. Once to Justine Wilson, and twice to Talulah Riley. Where did you get the impression that he's never been married?

Seriously, all this biographical stuff is on Wikipedia.
 
I heard that all those kids were conceived via IVF because his penis doesn't work after a botched procedure on it.
 
I heard one of his exes says he's got a botched penis extension.
It's certainly possible, and as I said, most of his children were either conceived via IVF (most of them multiple births, which is something that can happen with IVF), or carried by a surrogate. But not all of them.
 
He needs to put his money where his mouth is and get a Neuralink implanted in his own head.

Then, I give him 2 months before he's no longer human in a fatal way.

There have been a number of sci fi stories which end that way.......

The tech bro outlook for a technocratic utopia is (in my opinion) simply another exercise in solving half the problem for half the people and then declaring universal victory. It's the same shell game they play with technology. The people who don't fit the half-baked utopian model are deemed pesky outliers who aren't worth saving. The reason society and government is hard when done right is that it's based on the principle that all people have inherent worth. This isn't how Elon Musk thinks.


As I've written before, I'm counting on his half-assed approach to backfire and Darwin the world free of this plan.
And to think there was a time when we though
 
First crack in the bromance?

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/06/trump-cabinet-musk-025093

Maybe even Donnie thinks the chaos has reached the point where it might endanger some of what he wants to do/
And how will Musk react to basically for the first time in his life maybe, not being able to do what he wants to do?
And Musk is under pressure to pay more attention to his bisinesses, since they are having real problems.
 
And Musk rocket crashes on take off.
It did not. Take off was 100% successful. The booster was an outrageous success - it went up, it separated, it returned, it got caught by the chopsticks. Perfect flight. Starship flew for t+9 minutes before starting to tumble, and had to be aborted. I was watching.
 
i heard he got a rat dick transplanted on and it worked better than anyone could have dreamed
 
It did not. Take off was 100% successful. The booster was an outrageous success - it went up, it separated, it returned, it got caught by the chopsticks. Perfect flight. Starship flew for t+9 minutes before starting to tumble, and had to be aborted. I was watching.
You are right, it did not crash on takeoff, but still a enbarassing failure for Musk, coming on top of what happened in January.
 
You are right, it did not crash on takeoff, but still a enbarassing failure for Musk, coming on top of what happened in January.
No, not really. The biggest problem was that the FAA had to halt flights into Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Palm Beach and Orlando due to falling debris. That was nasty, and SpaceX should be held liable for that disruption.
 
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No, not really. The biggest problem was that the FAA had to halt flights into Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Palm Beach and Orlando due to falling debris. That was nasty, and SpaceX should be held liable for that disruption.
So Musk can spend government-loaned billions to launch a rocket that ultimately explodes in pieces and rains the the shrapnel across a huge area, disrupts commercial aviation for hundreds of miles around for hours and inconveniencing many thousands of air passengers, and putting everyone underneath on the ground in similar danger...and people are supposed to applaud that his wanky giant chopsticks caught a piece of it again?? If it was anyone else but Musk, that would be considered a terrorist attack and they would be cringing in Gitmo right about now. As it is now, people cheer him.

Prick. Dangerous prick.

ETA. Would be huge schadenfreude if one of Musk's exploding fireworks landed on Mar-a-Lago while Trump was home...
 
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"I cannot tell a lie, it must have been some other kid with a hatchet."
I was just about to post about balls of steel, hard man, macho Galaxy Nazi Musk is going around telling other nazis "D-d-d-d-on't hurt me, I'm not the one firing all your constituents. STOP BULLYING ME! I'M GOING TELLING MAMMY TRAMPY ON YOU!!!!!!"

PS SpaceX'sclatest 100% failure demonstrates they've run out of usable parts.
 

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