Roger Ramjets
Philosopher
...and was regularly picked on by other kids, perhaps even once being thrown down concrete steps and beaten severely, resulting in being hospitalized for his injuries.I suspect Musk was the kid who always smelled like pee.
Maybe that is why he became an enthusiastic reader of books, developed an interest in computing and video games, and at age 12 wrote a game which he sold to PC and Office Technology magazine for ~$500 - thus starting him on the path towards becoming the Richest Man in the World.
Those kids are still picking on him today. Yes, we are older today, but few of us have grown up mentally (see exhibit A above). The only thing that's changed is he is now rich and powerful, and we aren't.
How could this have happened? I mean, any of us could have written that crappy BASIC program and received a cool $500 for it. All of us could have developed and marketed an Internet city guide for the newspaper publishing industry, with maps, directions, and yellow pages - which we coded at night, seven days a week, all the time.
Except we didn't. Which is why we didn't get $22 million for our 7% share after selling the business to Compaq, and then we didn't use that money to start up one of the first registered online banks that later became PayPal and netted us a cool $175.8 million for our 11.7% share. And finally we didn't pour almost all of that money into developing space rockets, electric cars, autonomous taxis and robots.
There's something fundamentally wrong with the Universe when the smart people in the room lose out to a kid who smells of pee. Musk's so obviously a huge fruad, yet somehow he managed to con top Democrats into giving him billions of our tax dollars just to help keep NASA going and reduce CO2 emissions. Wouldn't have happened if we were in charge, that's for sure. We'd have done what we always do, nothing except gloat about how superior we are to that dumbass.