Milwaukee 'werewolf' attempted murder

Is it just me, or is this taking a Twilight obsession just a little to far?

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/...rre-east-side-stabbing-s2300os-133548103.html

Have any of you ever heard of "Sigilborne spirits"?

I would assume that means spirits summoned through the use of sigils, written spells and drawn figures. How does that even remotely relate to werewolves?

Werewolves are supposed to be people who turned into wolves by the light of the full moon. I've even heard of some people claiming to be vampires, but they obviously go out in the daytime to work their jobs at the Wal-Mart.

How am I supposed to keep my monsters straight when y'all keep on changing up the rules on me?

Remember to use the official sources: according to Universal's The Wolf-Man (Lon Chaney) the sign of the Pentgram appears to those with the sight in the palm of a werewolf (there wolf--->).
 
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Though the phrase "Sigilborne/Sigilbourne" actually means "carried by a sigil/symbol". Not knowing the difference (i.e. lacking knowledge of what you were supposed to have learned in your language arts/English class) could certainly cause some uproarious occurences including potential death and dismemberment or arrest.

Without reading further (I would tend to trust in a .44 mag pistol or .308 rifle with the tips of the bullets cross cut/drilled and silver inlaid) I suspect low level intelligence in all those involved in this case on the non-police end.
 
Oh, Sigil summoned or Sigil brought would seem more likely BUT possibly, by Sigilborne, they mean the sigil they draw apparates a wolf spirit into the directed body (not bad for an amateur, eh!!:):):D) ) which then assumes the shape normally inhabited by the aforementioned spirit.

Is it just me or do those people have too little to do in their regular jobs?
 
Sigilbourne must be when the conjured spirit has amnesia and thinks it's a jackal.
 
Project Gutenberg has a 1912 book on Werewolf myths, all sorts of strange ways to transform including drinking from a cursed(?) stream...

Werwolves by Elliott O'Donnell
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/26629/26629-h/26629-h.htm

The linked text is a modestly amusing read, with the author preferring the spelling "werwolf" and its plural "werwolfs", amid references to "werwolfery" and "lycanthropists". His lengthy tales rarely climax in any compelling twist or lesson, and his run-on sentences tend to cause the eye to droop.

Still, with such priceless constructions as "'Kniaz a werwolf!' I ejaculated. and Ghoulism bears a somewhat closer resemblance than vampirism to lycanthropy., the work makes for a fun, tongue-in-cheek afternoon's reading.

:D
 
I think that people are missing a rather obvious point here.

This man was stabbed 300 times...and is still alive! Isn't that more than adequate proof that he's a werewolf?!? I say someone needs to test this more thoroughly...shoot him through the heart with a silver bullet. If it kills him, we know for sure that he's a werewolf!

Joking aside (for a moment), the police often classify any kind of cutting with a knife to be a "stabbing", and the media report it this way because it makes for a more dramatic headline.

To most of us, a "stabbing" is when a blade penetrates the fatty tissue and/or muscle of the flesh, whereas "cutting" is limited to the outer skin.

I think that the latter is what took place here. Had the man been "stabbed", ie penetrated to the muscle, 300 times, he probably would not have survived. Being "cut" across the epidermis is not as serious an injury.

Cutting is also a known and documented consensual practice in kinky subculture. Stabbing is not.

Keeping these distinctions in mind helps clarify the somewhat muddled article linked in the OP.
 
The linked text is a modestly amusing read, with the author preferring the spelling "werwolf" and its plural "werwolfs", amid references to "werwolfery" and "lycanthropists". His lengthy tales rarely climax in any compelling twist or lesson, and his run-on sentences tend to cause the eye to droop.

Still, with such priceless constructions as "'Kniaz a werwolf!' I ejaculated. and Ghoulism bears a somewhat closer resemblance than vampirism to lycanthropy., the work makes for a fun, tongue-in-cheek afternoon's reading.

:D

And gives a good idea of the state of 'knowledge' regarding such things before Hollywood got their hands on it.
 
Just as an FYI it wasn't until the 1930's that the werewolf myth included the silver bullet. Before that point werewolves could be killed any old way. :D
 
Just as an FYI it wasn't until the 1930's that the werewolf myth included the silver bullet. Before that point werewolves could be killed any old way. :D

You mean John Landis got it right in the finale of "An American Werewolf in London"...
 
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Ah, a common enough misunderstanding. I am a wolfman...not a werewolf. Wolfmen are in a permanent state of being half-man, half-wolf...we don't transform; werewolves switch back and forth between the two states based on lunar cycles.

;)

You can see my eyes are lupine
The liquid golden fires glare
My loping walk, my slinking spine
Are signs that there is something there
The way my nostrils flare for odours
The way my ears prick up for sound
My hair's electrically aware
Tells me things for miles around

I am a man-wolf, I am a wolf man
I have half a canine mind
I have half the mind of man
I am neither of one kind

Maybe it was only an hallucination
I'm no stranger to such things
I made a thorough investigation
The image had a power that clings
To my jaded imagination
My brain has found the bells it rings

Like a wolf my wilful loafing
My languishing alone in my lair
Where you will never hear me laughing
I'm half in love with dark and despair
The Moon's a howling, mouth of mercury
Quicksilver quivering in the sky
It echoes like a cave of chromium
That'll vacuum up my soul when I die

I am a wolf man, I am a man-wolf
A freak, a fiend, a figment of mind
A species of the steppes and city
I am neither of one kind

Dissolving in the slendour of this desolation
The forest has been filled by a fog
Exactly a description of my isolation
I made a note of it in my log
To the secret of all creation
I follow my own trail like a dog


I am a wolf man who walks alone in the gas lamp shadows of the streets at night
I am a man-wolf upright on two feet in the city dressed somberly as a man
I am a wolf man under skies heavy with snow
My eyes are convex lenses of ebony
Embedded in amber
I am a man-wolf
The fat bourgeois and his dopple ganger
are buried in their solid glare
Twin specimens of insect set for display
I am a man-wolf, the man in me would kill the wolf
I am a wolf man, the wolf in me would eat the man
I am a wolf man, who despises the striving of common men
Who sees them at work, at their daily tasks
at factories and office desk
Who watches them at evening, elbows lift at tavern tables,
heads lolling in song

Ich weiss nicht wat ik zagen zollen

I saw a neon sign reflected in a pool of liquid sky
It was not what I expected I was only walking by
The sign said 'to the magic theatre';
It is not for everyone
It is but for madmen only, the first performance has begun
I looked up to see that notice where the lights were shining from
Nothing but blank wall was there
and their reflection too was gone
Maybe it was only an hallucination
I'm no stranger to such things
I made a thorough investigation
The image had a power that clings
To my jaded imagination
My brain has found the bell it rings....

Steppenwolf by Hawkwind. Class.
 
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This appears to be a werewolf spirit sigil. It's mostly in Russian though, so I'm not sure what to make of it. It appears to be by the same artist who does the succubi.

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Werechihuahua!


"Oh my God... there it is, the full moon! I am the accursed, so there's no escape... must get away from loved ones, away from populated areas!

"I can feel it happening again! First comes the horrible itching as hair begins to sprout all over my body. Beginning with a a dull ache deep down in my bones, soon the agony is unbearable! My back, hunching, arcing over, bones twisting and cracking, limbs reshaping... new teeth cutting, claws ripping, gushing blood as they tear through my fingertips... Aaaaaargh!

"Yo quiero Taco Bell."
 
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