Michelle Bachmann Chews Out Stephen Hawking

[angrysoba]

OMG, the inhumanity! Where will it end - our hero john Wayne's birthplace WRONG - may all our sins be so grievious. maybe we hadda be there.

I think mixing up John Wayne with John Wayne Gacy is the funny part.

 

[ABC10]

I think mixing up John Wayne with John Wayne Gacy is the funny part.

Can't find any chuckles in a Serial murderer.

 

[TimCallahan]

We need to march Bachmann, living, into a giant meat grinder. That way, at least we'd have dog food.

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

Can't find any chuckles in a Serial murderer.

But Gacy was the John Wayne who dressed as a clown. Isn't that part funny?

 

[SezMe]

Let those among us who have never fallen for a satirical article cast the first stone.

Amen, brother.

 

[angrysoba]

Can't find any chuckles in a Serial murderer.

Yeah, well if John Wayne Gacy horrifies you for being a serial murderer now you might get the point that Bachmann dropped a bollock by saying she was proud of him coming from her hometown and saying "That's the kind of spirit that I have, too."

Is it getting clearer for you yet?

 

[Olowkow]

To be fair, she never threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony.

ETA: My favorite:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/01/25/bachmann-founding-fathers-worked-tirelessly-slavery/

“But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States,” Bachmann added, claiming “men like John Quincy Adams… would not rest until slavery was extinguished in the country.”

 

[ABC10]

Yeah, well if John Wayne Gacy horrifies you for being a serial murderer now you might get the point that Bachmann dropped a bollock by saying she was proud of him coming from her hometown and saying "That's the kind of spirit that I have, too."

Is it getting clearer for you yet?

It's a hoot. May all our sins be so grievous.

 

[fuelair]

Of course not, it might help them to grow, develop, have food, water and an education plus happiness and joy. Are they better on the streets or an orphanage?

Did you note the bolded number in her quote to you. The bolded number was what it hinged on....... And, what university graduated her. I strongly suspect it was not Harvard or similar.

 

[Fishstick]

For the first three paragraphs I might have believed it wasn't satire.

The Borowitz Report is satire, for those wondering.

Oh thank god. I was looking for the onion link.

 

[angrysoba]

Did you note the bolded number in her quote to you. The bolded number was what it hinged on....... And, what university graduated her. I strongly suspect it was not Harvard or similar.

No way could she graduate from George W. Bush's university!

 

[CORed]

Yeah, just found out that the Borowitz Report is satirical. Please excuse me, does anyone have any recommended soap for washing egg off my face?

A pretty good demonstration of Poe's law. The spoof you cited is only slightly stupider than a lot of things Michelle Bachman has really said.

 

[12AX7]

Michele is beautiful and smart. Not only is she a lawyer, ...

So Obama is smart too, right? I mean, he went to college and was a lawyer as well!

Of course not, it might help them to grow, develop, have food, water and an education plus happiness and joy. Are they better on the streets or an orphanage?

Awesome! So you approve of homosexual couples being able to adopt as well, right?


And you may want to dive deeper into the abyss of stupid that is Michele Bachmann. Like when she rallied against the census and then did a nice flip flop.

Or the time she got called out on the "Obama dog walker" thingie.

And just check out the accuracy of her statements here.

Yes sir. Good times indeed.

 

[arthwollipot]

Bachmann got a B.A. from Winona State University, a Juris Doctorate from Oral Roberts University, and Master of Law degree from the William and Mary School of Law.

Come on, that wasn't exactly hard.

 

[ABC10]

So Obama is smart too, right? I mean, he went to college and was a lawyer as well!



Awesome! So you approve of homosexual couples being able to adopt as well, right?


And you may want to dive deeper into the abyss of stupid that is Michele Bachmann. Like when she rallied against the census and then did a nice flip flop.

Or the time she got called out on the "Obama dog walker" thingie.

And just check out the accuracy of her statements here.

Yes sir. Good times indeed.

Totally bored by and don't care about homosexual couples ability or not to adopt

 

[Monketi Ghost]

Bachmann got a B.A. from Winona State University, a Juris Doctorate from Oral Roberts University, and Master of Law degree from the William and Mary School of Law.

Come on, that wasn't exactly hard.

This has probably taken place at enrollment meetings at all three:

Someone: "Hey, we should tout that Michelle Bachmann got a degree here!"

*everyone sits uncomfortably, in a lengthy silence*

"Well, she's kind of photogenic..."

 

[Eric D]

Totally bored by and don't care about homosexual couples ability or not to adopt

I see you've taken the laziest stance possible on the issue. Congrats. You must be proud.

Also Michele Bachmann is stupid. FACT!

 

[ABC10]

I see you've taken the laziest stance possible on the issue. Congrats. You must be proud.

Also Michele Bachmann is stupid. FACT!

The issue is not about homosexual couples adopting children, but the bright, beautiful, educated and successful Representative Michele Bachmann. Pretty proud!
Oh and comparison between her and Obama. At least she can give a good speech without a TOTUS which Barack can't.

 

[Polaris]

The issue is not about homosexual couples adopting children, but the bright, beautiful, educated and successful Representative Michele Bachmann. Pretty proud!
Oh and comparison between her and Obama. At least she can give a good speech without a TOTUS which Barack can't.

You misspelled "◊◊◊◊◊◊* crazy idiotic jackass with googly eyes".

 

[12AX7]

Oh and comparison between her and Obama. At least she can give a good speech without a TOTUS which Barack can't.

A TOTUS? Oh, you mean a teleprompter.

Wait.