Re: hi newbie speaking
feyd rautha said:
@thomas u look more like slackeractor johnny depp or did you borrow his photo?
I bet you're a hideous little doofus
Anyway, I have managed to get
conclusive new evidence in this case! The phenomena is now 99% revealed, and have encountered no objections from the involved scientists. Julio Herrera admit that he was wrong about the gas theory, and that the facilities producing gas in the area most likely never release any gas anyway.
In an astounding effort from the scientists behind the FLIR technology, and me, it is now possible to convert the infra red images to normal pictures! This shows that Michael Shermer wasn't all that wrong about the mirror effect, and that this indeed was a diversion from a major drug smuggling scam!
The scam includes a malicious conspiracy made by the Mexican goverment and a very well known man from the media and several supermarkets.
The picture here shows the FLIR image, and the image converted with our new Biased Skepticism X-89^2 technology, below:
As you all can see, Santa Claus is sitting in a hot air ballon stacked with a huge amounts of illegal drugs. A flying mirror is following him and this indeed proves Michael Shermen's theory of the mirror effect.
Santa was caught by the customs officers of Greenland while trying to fly in 1.3 tons of uncut cocaine and five ki's of marijuana.
He admit that is was him the SEDENA pilots saw with their FLIR camera, and explains that he was invisible because the Mexican goverment had granted him a ring of invisibility. However, our new astounding technology is immune to magic.
Santa said to Reuters Bureau that: "I was just trying to smuggle the cocaine to Greenland so the elfs would work faster, and make more presents for the suffering children of this world." - when asked about the marijuana he simply replied: "Dude, no further comments!".
This next revealed picture shows how the Mexican goverment tried to make a diversion from Santa's smuggling attempt:
The Mexican conspirators used an old conjurer trick involving magnetism, to send up four levitating steaming hot tortillas near Santa's ballon. These tortillas were of course closely followed by four flying mirrors, and yet again Shermen's theory of the mirror effect proves its worth. That the two formations on the FLIR image isn't entirely accurate, is due to a rather embarrassing flaw from the Mexican goverment. They simply didn't adjust one of the mirrors correctly.
The tortillas were invisible because each of them were filled with invisibility rings like the one Santa had.
This furthermore explains why the pilots thought to be followed the objects, because we all know that magnetic tortillas gets attracted by FLIR equipment and mexicans.
We have failed to identify the last object which obviosly was without an accompanying mirror, but we belive it to be a pegasus or a chinese dragon. This is the only thing that doesn't makes this revelation 100% conclusive.
I rest my case.