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May Stundie Nominations

Travis

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Nominate the most ridiculous conspiracy related discussions and quotes here.

I've had intermittent internet access the last few days so I don't know when the April finals will be up. Hopefully sooner than later.
 
Our friend Galileo has returned with this in response to a request for a source for a statement he made that Flt 93 was headed towards NYC:

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http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=5889454#post5889454
 
A picture of a printout of a google image?

Nothing wrong with that - if it showed more than the bottom 9 floors if the question is whether or not there's some sort of balcony on the 14th floor.
 
Just to make this month more entertaining for us lurkers, and to stick with the pattern so far. Can all entries be required to include a photo/chart/graph of some sort?

Looking at the length of most nomination threads, just finding stundies seems to be way to easy.

Just a thought from a lurker
 
On the same boards, Heiwa demonstrates his knowledge of oil spills and such:

Heiwa said:
Actually there is no oil spill at all!! What happens is that solid, liquid and gaseous hydrocarbons mixed with old water trapped with it, all at high temperature and pressure, leak from the bottom of the sea and that some of it (some solid, liquid parts!) is seen on the surface of the ocean. There is no oil leaking!
It seems BP was just drilling an underwater oil well through a BOP, Blow Out Preventer, or christmas tree fitted on the sea floor. The well was not producing any oil at all! It was not yet connected to any system receiving 'live crude' and killing it so parts of it could become oil.
Anyway, in my opinion most of the hydrocarbons of all types escaping from the bottom of the sea will just evaporate or be destroyed by biological processes. The little floating solids on the ocean surface will also disappear by itself fairly quickly due to air and sun. Gulf of Mexico is warm water accelerating break down. Spraying things on it will just make things worse and some people rich.

In two months time the whole incident will be forgotten. Let's wait until then!


http://z6.invisionfree.com/Reality_Shack/index.php?showtopic=204

Question: Can we take Heiwa there and make him drink it?
 

Coming from the same board, I nominate this thread:
http://z6.invisionfree.com/Reality_Shack/index.php?showtopic=57

Specifically, this part:

If we go back to the pre-Hiroshima nuke propaganda, we find talk of areas being urned into a glass parking lot where no life would be able to grow for the next 500 years. This obviously did not happen! Here are a few photos comparing the aftermath of a firebombing of Tokyo and the aftermath of the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima. Are they very different other than that of the larger Tokyo having more surviving buildings? Is it possible that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chosen as targets for this deception instead of a more strategic target like Tokyo because they were mainly filled with cheap light paper-thin wooden structures, thereby making the devastation of the firestorm appear more complete?

Pre-Hiroshima propaganda (erm?) that said nuke would turn soil into glass wasn't true, so Hiroshima was never nuked, but instead firebombed. The people on the ground, some of whom would have experienced firebombing in other cities, couldn't tell the difference, and no-one seemed to notice there were hundreds of B-29s, instead of just 2 in the "official story" ...

If this was nominated before, I apologize :)

McHrozni
 
I have heard of small hand launchers* that can fake the sound of an artillery airburst, but had no idea they came in nuclear version. :D

*Something for military drills.
 
I'm nominating 911thology for this excerpt from the e-mail he sent to djlunacee, because it exhibits a level of arrogance above and beyond the call of duty for a conspiracy theorist.

After two weeks all of a sudden I get this in my email:

911thology said:
I am a very humble man and I have no ego at all in a sense you imply it. But it does not mean that any uneducated bastard devoid of any sense of politeness is entitled to conduct a discussion with me on his terms, hurling personal insults, etc. Sorry, I am a little bit higher than that. Can't you just imagine that there are people of a different social class and if someone who is higher condescend to a personal conversation with someone who is lower it should be appreciated, at least?

I just love his definition of humility.

Dave
 
I'm nominating 911thology for this excerpt from the e-mail he sent to djlunacee, because it exhibits a level of arrogance above and beyond the call of duty for a conspiracy theorist.


"I'm the most humble person in the world."
 
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cause I get better lookin' each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doin' the best that I can

Mac Davis.
 
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure of heart?
Well I know that I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

Weird Al Yankovick
Amish Paradice
 
Paul Joseph Watson at PrisonPlanet:


We’ve largely sat on the fence regarding the whole “birther” issue, pointing out that there are legitimate arguments coming from both sides, but what’s not up for debate is the fact that Obama’s real name is Barry Soetoro, the name given to Obama at the time of his enrollment in an Indonesian elementary school.

Whatever the exact nature of the controversy, it seems inevitable that Obama is being blackmailed over his dubious origins, making it imperative that a proper investigation of the issue be conducted in the interests of both national security and the basic rule of law.



"We're not saying he's Kenyan, we're just saying he's guilty enough to be blackmailed over it!"
 

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