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Yes Lu, I know all about how the Bigfootologists have shown that Patty's back and butt look like a gorilla. I have also shown you a picture of a gorilla suit that looks just like Patty's butt, which you conveniently ignore.
I didn't ignore it at all. You seemed to ignore the mismatch on the rest of it. I'm no expert on female butts, but I happen to own one. If it were covered in hair it would probably resemble the Gemorra suit butt too. There's no evidence a Gemorra, Morris or any other suit was used in the film. Knights found a witness for Bob Heironimus with yet another suit.
"Below are listed the main objections (though I've probably missed a couple) to Bob Heironimus's (BH's) claim to have been Inside The Suit at Bluff Creek in 1967.
A. BH's initial description of the suit that he wore, supposedly made by Patterson, is very different from the suit he later agreed that he wore, supposedly supplied by costume-maker Philip Morris. Morris made a unibody-type union suit that zipped up the back and into which one stepped (p. 449). It has no "torso part" or "top." Patterson (supposedly) made a top-and-trousers affair that had a zipperless upper "torso part" that BH donned "like putting on a T-shirt" (BH's words, pp. 344-45). At Bluff Creek he put on "the top" (BH's words, p. 349). That was a salient distinction he couldn't possibly have mistaken or forgotten. And there were other differences, too, that would have been hard to miss, such as the pronounced difference in hand-feel between the supple, rubbery horsehide in Patterson's suit and the fabric-like Dynel in Morris's. There might be an innocent explanation for BH's changing his story to accommodate Long's Morris-Suit theory--but it's hard to think of one.
B. BH implied he possessed an ape-suit for only a few days before Patterson reclaimed it. BH let that implication stand when he reviewed the manuscript.
But there is testimony (e.g., pp. 47-48, 232, 331 & 397) that indicates that he showed off a suit (not described in detail) from his trunk several times over the years (no dates given). (Long avoided confronting what this implied, and instead-I think as a distraction-fretted over the minor issue of when BH confessed to his buddies to being in the suit (pp. 366, 370-71 & 412).)
In addition, I've located a witness, GR (seen in a photo on p. 409), to whom BH showed the suit in 1968, a date he is sure of because he was in the armed forces throughout 1967. He described the suit to me in detail, and its features match neither the Morris suit shown on p. 460, nor Queen Kong (the creature in the PG Film). Its features were described by me in Bigfoot Times, 12/04 & 1/05, as follows: a top-and-trousers affair, lacking a zipper in the back (i.e., not Morris's back-zippered jump-suit); no rubber waders in the legs; no latex chest piece; no breasts; not made of leather; cotton-lined or -padded; lightweight (upper portion only two or three pounds); no shoulder pads; not oversized (no barrel chest or thunder thighs); hair four or five inches long (Morris suits' hair was 1-3"); head not oversize; no helmet inside.
Further, BH indicated to others that he currently owned the suit used by Patterson at Bluff Creek. For instance, on p. 397, Bernard Hammermeister described being shown the suit in the trunk, and said that BH said to him, "That's what I wore when we went down and did our thing." No date was given (why didn't Long ask-or print the answer!?), but the familiar way he referred to the filming as "our thing" suggests that it had by then achieved enough fame to be referred to off-handedly like that. Certainly, if the suit had been displayed the Friday night BH returned from Bluff Creek, his listeners wouldn't have known what he was referring to, since there had been no media coverage of the filming at that point. And on p. 398 there is another clue that the date was long after the filming. Hammermeister said, "when he told me he did it, and he didn't want it spread around for awhile ... he had the suit ... and he showed us. And ... there was still supposed to be payola on this thing, and he didn't have it." The word "still" pretty much rules out the possibility that he displayed the suit just after returning from Bluff Creek and before driving on to his mom's."
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1591021391/104-1952500-8489508?v=glance
Patty cannot have the musculature /shape of a gorilla and not walk like one.
Gorillas and all animals look the way they do because of how the move and get around. They don't just happen to look like something, but behave differently ...
Who said she has that? The glutes are better developed as is to be expected in a heavy biped.
It's like trying to say you have a bird that looks like an Ostrich except that it can fly.
All higher apes, including us, tend to resemble each other in some ways, such as musculature, shape, hands......... Goes back to that common ancestor. I seem to detect some adaptationism here. Read Gould.
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