March wants Stundie nominations

Rolfe said:
Charles Norrie and Patrick Haseldine have discussed this, but Patrick seems convinced I work for MI5. Having said that, they also think I'm Slimvirgin and that she works for the CIA. :nope:

Who said CTers were consistent?

Rolfe.
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Wouldn't international shilling be done by MI6, or do I not understand the division of duties.

So which one are you?

:D
 
Rolfe said:
Charles Norrie and Patrick Haseldine have discussed this, but Patrick seems convinced I work for MI5. Having said that, they also think I'm Slimvirgin and that she works for the CIA. :nope:

Who said CTers were consistent?

Rolfe.
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Jim_MDP said:
Wouldn't international shilling be done by MI6, or do I not understand the division of duties.

So which one are you?

:D
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As long as you follow all the NWO regulations for moonlighting jobs, you can shill at any level that someone is willing to pay for.
 
000063 said:
There are maybe a dozen different MRA "leaders", and I've never heard a single one say a word about FMOTL. Or any MRA. Ever. What is this lunatic smoking?
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What happened is this guy, Peter Nolan, found the MRM a year or two ago and proceeded to very quickly get himself banned from every MRM website in existence. (I don't think anybody else has ever accomplished this, at least not so quickly.) Nolan went around saying that he had the answer to all MRM issues, FMOTL. He was also a huge ass about it. No one bought what he was selling so he became an even bigger ass which caused him to be banned pretty much everywhere in the MRM. Even other conspiracy theorists very quickly wanted nothing to do with him.

Since this, Peter Nolan has had a vendetta against the leaders of the MRM which is why you end up with lunacy like that video.
 
Nicolas Maduro, acting president of Venezuela, said that Hugo Chavez convinced God to have a South American chosen Pope:
http://www.france24.com/en/20130314-maduro-claims-chavez-swung-race-argentine-pope

Venezuela's acting president Nicolas Maduro joked on Wednesday that late leftist president Hugo Chavez's recent death must have played into the selection of the first Latin American pope.

"We know that our commander has risen up there and is face to face with Christ," Maduro said, to an outburst of laughter at a political event, just over a week after Chavez died following 14 years in charge of Venezuela.

"Something must have influenced things so that a South American pope was chosen. Some new hand arrived and got to Christ and said: It is South America's time. That's what I think," Maduro, Chavez' handpicked successor, declared.
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Also, Hugo Chavez is going to a "constitutional convention" in Heaven so that only "Christ's pure people" rule the world.

"One of these days he is going to call a constitutional congress in heaven to change the church in the world, so that the people, only Christ's pure people rule in this world," he predicted.
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plague311 said:
I had to post this one as well, I don't really know if it's Stundie worthy, but definitely gave me a chuckle. A little backstory, koko, and the twoofie brigade, was trying to say that everyone involved in 9/11 should have known exactly what time all the events happened at. I created a scenario where one of their mothers died, and asked them if they would know when the ambulance came, when they carted her out, what time he got home, etc. This is his reply.

#160
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oddly enough while my wife and her sister were both at the bedside of their mother when she passed and neither of them whipped out their cells phones or bothered to look up at the clock on the wall. All we could say is that it was around 10 am
 
It's funny, but I could see a clock the whole time, and remember wondering when it would happen, and if it would be after midnight. I think it was about 10.20 pm but even with the clock and the fact that I was watching it I can only say "about".

Rolfe.
 
…”When Dr Karsch examined the gargled milk-white oil under a microscope with 600 magnification, he saw live organisms swimming in it. It’s poisonous, so never swallow it, he warns. These poisons are bacteria-embryos, which, if not eliminated, cause diseases. Apparently, Dr Karsach cured his own chronic blood disease and 15-year-old arthritis.
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And as any dietician would tell you, all oils contain 960 micrograms of vitamin A per 10 gm (the recommended daily allowance of vitamin A per adult is 600 micrograms). So, it’s possible that oil gargling helps in reaching the required retinal to the eyeballs and keeps them elastic and smooth.
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From the Food Freedom Group I couldn't decide which I liked more, the bacteria-embryos or gargling oil reaching the eyeballs
 
I can't work out whether this poster is serious or not.

In this thread utterly failing to predict a massive earthquake in LA last week, we have this response:

Originally Posted by eddieriver
the Jamison Twins are the only reliable psychics when it comes to prophecy. they foresee a major earthquake coming to california NEXT year, not in 2013.

they will give a more specific time frame when they post their official 2014 predictions late this year/early next year.

they are the only ones who predicted 9/11, the oil spill of 2010, hurricane Irene in detail, and many other specific events that cannot be dismissed as broad and generalized.

plus i got a reading from them so i know they're real ;D
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To which my nominee replies:

They are pretty good. They are not the only ones who predicted 9-11 or the gulf oil spill. They are the only TWINS who did so.
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Yeah any old fruitcake can predict natural disasters and terrorist plots, but when a twin says it it's time to pay attention.
 
plague311 said:
I had to post this one as well, I don't really know if it's Stundie worthy, but definitely gave me a chuckle. A little backstory, koko, and the twoofie brigade, was trying to say that everyone involved in 9/11 should have known exactly what time all the events happened at. I created a scenario where one of their mothers died, and asked them if they would know when the ambulance came, when they carted her out, what time he got home, etc. This is his reply.

#160
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Touchy, wasn't he?!
 
Birth defects are somehow caused by dad's anthrax vaccine:
My son does not have an autism diagnosis, though he faces many similar challenges with speech, high pain tolerance etc :the physical birth defects (contractures, skeletal problems etc) he was born with were likely caused by the anthrax vaccine my husband was given.
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Este
 
How about this for a disappointing failure to grasp the principles of Geostationary Orbit:

Fixed orbit? Where? Whizzing around the Earth? You need plenty of speed to produce the centrifugal force, so this Hubble thing doesn't drop down on Earth! Around the Sun? Yes, Hubble is speeding or whizzing at high velocity around the Sun also with Earth ... it takes about a year. And the Sun/Earth/Hubble is speeding at another velocity in another direction in the Milky Way. While the whole Universe is either expanding or not expanding. It seems the father of Jesus didn't finish the job!
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When advised that centrifugal force doesn't actually come into it, and the only force at play is gravity, the response is:

Centrifugal force does not come into it, i.e. the fixed orbit around Earth? Only Earth gravity acts on Hubble in fixed orbit! But then it would drop down to Earth at once! Or does Hubble speed away to avoid gravity?
What did you learn at school? Gardening? Cooking? Did you pass?
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From a thread where they claim HUbble to be a fake due to... oh, too many reasons to go into here. Also they think all satellites are fakes. And so is NASA. But Roswell did actually happen, and it wasn't a weather balloon.

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=977
 
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The Palmernator said:
How about this for a disappointing failure to grasp the principles of Geostationary Orbit:



When advised that centrifugal force doesn't actually come into it, and the only force at play is gravity, the response is:



From a thread where they claim HUbble to be a fake due to... oh, too many reasons to go into here. Also they think all satellites are fakes. And so is NASA. But Roswell did actually happen, and it wasn't a weather balloon.

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=977
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I guess they also have a problem with an Earth that orbits the sun and has a moon orbiting it at the same time.
 
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