March wants Stundie nominations

jaydeehess said:
I wish it had. Lordy mama, I liked the way Suzie looked
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I never had me a better time, and I guess I never will.

Jbui said:
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2.Take a hairdryer, put it in full power, put on the table, and walk 5 meters away from it and place some object comparable to a human bone there. Does the hair dryers airpressure move that object? No. You can barely feel the airpressure after few meters.

So one puff of air does not move objects and neither does it have any effect after few meters. We can see this with the towers - nothing solid flies from the impact floors and the puff of smoke travels only few meters.
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ETA - the above is Jbui expounding on how it's unrealistic that victims' remains from 9/11 fell a few blocks away.
 
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Biscuit said:
I love the bit about the aerial photography. If planes can be used to take pictures of the ground below them then planes can be the source for GPS navigation. :confused:
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The question is, could I create an account and start a thread where i convince them the internet doesn't exist?
 
Alareth said:
The question is, could I create an account and start a thread where i convince them the internet doesn't exist?
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I have been waiting nearly 2 weeks for my account activation email so I doubt it. :D
 
Alareth said:
The question is, could I create an account and start a thread where i convince them the internet doesn't exist?
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you could convince them it exists in a completely different fashion than in reality

lesse
obviously satellites do not work or exist and its stupid to think that cables are strung about the surface of the Earth so ipso facto it much more probable that communications cables bore directly through the Earth to connect widely separated locations. Saves up to 2/3rds of the cost of cabling over what the cost would be going over the surface!

oh and it eliminates the possibility of cables being damaged by ships or dead whales sinking and hitting them
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I'm on a roll here. This is of course easy since we made peace with the race of beings that live inside the hollow earth way back in the 1950s
 
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Spektator said:
You know, I really thought the Crocodile Rock would last.
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I have literally no idea what you mean.

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If it had suddenly vanished, I think I'd have heard.

Rolfe.
 
Rolfe said:
I have literally no idea what you mean.

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If it had suddenly vanished, I think I'd have heard.

Rolfe.
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"Crocodile Rock" is an Elton John song from the 1970s Comments above refer to lines in the lyrics
 
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Myron Proudfoot said:
technically if you say it, it's not a mute point. :D
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Well, technically, we're all just typing, so it's still mute*.





*Unless you're in a movie where they assume the audience will be functionally illiterate, so you read what you're typing out loud.
 
Horatius said:
Well, technically, we're all just typing, so it's still mute*.





*Unless you're in a movie where they assume the audience will be functionally illiterate, so you read what you're typing out loud.
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or you're using one of those programs that type what you're saying, or you're dictating to a secretary, :p
 
Not really a stundie, methinks, yet worth posting this exchange from IM.
Jennifer+Fortuna says (22:58):
lets get together tonight...?
dave says (22:59):
Where?
Jennifer+Fortuna says (22:59):
heya there ... I dont recall where I got your username..I'm a 24years old female... you?
dave says (22:59):
5000 year old yeti, got a problem with that?
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:00):
im not stalking hehe I just like talkin to ppl online especially via cam, do u webcam?
dave says (23:00):
While I am suitably equipped, I reserve that for trusted friends
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:01):
ah ok are u jonied to any dating sites? I'm tryin to remember where I found ya..
dave says (23:01):
search your stolen list of usernames. you will find me there among the millions.
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:02):
Jenny
dave says (23:02):
OK, Jenny, and?
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:02):
I wanted to join adult friend Finder but they charge too much, so I use Slicecams instead... have you heard of it?
dave says (23:03):
Do I want to?
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:03):
My private page is http://t.co/cR7kF2DHQh ... and if you click Accept invite on the bottom left it'll let you watch me on full screen
dave says (23:05):
Why would I want to do that?
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:05):
ok after you join you just click the Login now button and make a Username for our chat just complete the signup page so we can cam there, I'm gonna sign off of yahoo in a second
dave says (23:09):
But why would I want to do that?
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:09):
hehe, I have a thing for bein on cam it's a dirty thing I know but I'm a dirty girl hehe
dave says (23:10):
Good for you. I have a thing for not watching. Now what?
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:10):
its free with my membership, im a VIP on here haha... i jus luv to show my pussy online, and i can squirt hehe, have u ever watched a girl squirt?
dave says (23:11):
Good for you. I prefer doing, not watching. What now?
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:11):
credit card is just to verify your age, it's free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member...but if we go ultra private you may have to show me that your a generous man hehe
dave says (23:11):
You think I will give you my CC? Guess again.
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:12):
cc is just to verify age..you'll get in for free through my page!
dave says (23:12):
Nope. Foxtrot Oscar. no CC from me.
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:12):
cc is just to verify age..its free if you accept my invite
dave says (23:13):
sorry, no
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:13):
yup, then once your logged in my video will appear again right in front of you, and you can join me for some private time
dave says (23:13):
Nope
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:13):
yea just follow through it and then make a user name for our chat babe, and we'll be connected live then i'll do a buncha freaky things for ya lol
dave says (23:13):
Nope
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:13):
k
dave says (23:14):
OK, then. No cc will be forthcoming from me. Give me your cc.
Jennifer+Fortuna says (23:15):
are u in cutie??
dave says (23:15):
Nope.
Give me your cc
dave says (23:17):
After all, I must verify you are over 18
dave says (23:19):
<snigger>cat got your tongue?
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This yahoo has been peppering me forever, but in a moment of whimsy, I responded.
 
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