March Stundie Nominations

[Andy_Ross]

If the Moon was as smooth as a Cue Ball, scaled up it would have bigger mountains than it has now.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

I'd add SpringHallConvert to that list, too.

The rabid anti-semites we get here most often appear to be earnest in their hateful and asinine beliefs. If SHC says something stundilicious, he probably genuinely believes it.

 

[jargon buster]

In the 70s the master stroke was administered by Hollywood moguls when the 6 Million Dollar Man forever etched the 6 million number into the psyche of every TV watcher on the planet.

I remember watching that as a kid and my dad burst the bubble explaining that his torso would collapse under the weight of the car as legs and an arm just wouldn't do it.
Never the same after that.

 

[Travis]

Is 8 million a number? It's never been in a TV show title so I can't be sure.

 

[BravesFan]

Because the dollar is in the process of collapsing. I think its fear of not knowing what to do when paper assets and digital assets become worthless while a transition into a new currency takes place probably a global one. I voted for Obama and now I know he is a traitor and should be on trial right now.

Check out this link (notice how its from the whitehouse.gov website not woo right? well lots of woo but that's a moot point.) http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press...order-national-defense-resources-preparedness

On Friday, March 16, Obama issued another unconstitutional executive order. The National Defense Resources Preparedness EO allows the government to confiscate your property without due process under the direction of Janet Napolitano and the Department of Homeland Security


War is coming. Liberty is all that matters, at least to me and my family. I would rather be dead than a slave.

Paranoia as an attention getter! (or how I learned to stop caring about reality and love my bomb shelter)

 

[ArmillarySphere]

OH No. The moon is perfectly flat, like a cue ball. So, you would never see a shortened shadow going downhill or a lengthening shadow going up hill.

So, unless you can prove the moon is not perfectly flat, he's right.

I read that as having a big SARCASM tag all over it.

 

[SpitfireIX]

I read that as having a big SARCASM tag all over it.

+1

You omitted the smiley at the end of the quotation.

 

[fourtoe]

I stumbled upon the greatest blog on Tumblr. This might not be as funny to me later in the day but I don't care:

#13) What do you think of my fanbase/my favorite TV show?

I avoid most TV shows and do not watch them so I cannot tell you anything about Homestruck or Pokemon or My Little Pony. I find most of these shows pointless liberal propaganda.

Source.
I knew MLP had an agenda!

Oh god, one more:

#15) What do you make of the First Amendment?

I think it depends on how you interpret it. I believe liberals take it far too literally.

 

[000063]

Moment frames assure that for the exterior and the interior was tied to the exterior by the floor beams. A steel frame building is essentially one piece. It's all bolted and welded together.

Yes, because things that are bolted or welded together are all one piece.

 

[ArmillarySphere]

And of course, things that are one piece are indestructable.

 

[jargon buster]

Yes, because things that are bolted or welded together are all one piece.

Thats true, I used loads of indvidual pieces of a Mechano set to build one crane.

 

[Elizabeth I]

And of course, things that are one piece are indestructible.

Absolutely, just look at eggs. Oh, wait...

 

[Mashuna]

And of course, things that are one piece are indestructable.

Absolutely, just look at eggs. Oh, wait...

Damnit, now I can't make that omlette.

 

[tsig]

Damnit, now I can't make that omlette.

Try some nanothermite, it'll not only crack the shell but will also cook the omelet to order, shine your shoes and walk the dog.

 

[Border Reiver]

Try some nanothermite, it'll not only crack the shell but will also cook the omelet to order, shine your shoes and walk the dog.

But it won't bring down a skyscraper....

 

[BaaBaa]

Try some nanothermite, ...

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to nanothermite.

Caution: Nanothermite may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Nanothermite contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

 

[Travis]

Do not mock Nanothermite.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Do not mock Nanothermite.

Xander (addressing a fear demon who has been revealed to be 4 inches tall): Who's a little fear demon? Come on. Who's a little fear demon?
Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Why? Can he hurt me?
Giles: No, it's just tacky.

 

[Spindrift]

But it won't bring down a skyscraper....

It will if you clap 100 times in 10 seconds.

 

[defaultdotxbe]

It will if you clap 100 times in 10 seconds.

alternatively, you can say "clunkity clunk" 100 times