March Stundie Nominations

Travis said:
^Awesome.

I forget which forum I found this in originally:
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March is going to be tough. I'm gonna have to exclude so much worthy crazy.
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That one has to be a joke, right?
 
ElMondoHummus said:
I do not have a sufficiently epic "FAIL!" jpg in my arsenal for this.
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[There are only four irreducuble elements: Earth, Water, Air, and Fire (from heaviest to lightest). The multiplicity you refer to is a result of combinations of these four. Wood, for example, floats on water in spite of the fact that earth is heavier than water because wood contains a great deal of fire hidden within it. I do not in anyway way endorse Taoism (a demonic religion) but merely point out that Fu Hsi knew this fact thousands of years ago as recorded in I Ching. ]

FAIL - chinese philosophy of matter comprised of five elements, four was greek.

Nitpickin i know, but if theyre gonna woo they could do a little more research on their woo.
 
Parky76 found it, but I can't resist nominating it:



http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1386578/1/

jstrand said:
In 2007 George Carlin offered his support to the 9/11 truth movement, seen here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pow5_UYKaJ8

A year later he dies from supposed "heart failure" However this was a man who had already had 3 non-fatal heart attacks. Heart attacks get less dangerous every time you have one so it's impossible that this is what would have killed him.

A number of drugs can cause what seems to be a heart attack but no toxicology report was ever made public which proves that they where trying to hide something about his blood work.

At the same time Carlin has all ways been a strong opponent against big religions which are the main tool for control utilized by the Babylonian Brotherhood (which George Bush among others is a confirmed member of) Especially Judaism with the Mossad which is one of the main factions the Babylonian Brotherhood uses to control the worlds governments together with the "global elite" Carlin was never meant to be rich and influential which is why he has always been a thorn in the side of the illuminati and when he started to lend support to finding out the truth about 9/11 they finally had enough and had him assassinated.

Does anyone else have evidence to help support this so we can find out the entire truth about Carlins death?
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The bolding was added by me, and is the actual nomination.
 
"Heart Attack Your Way to Immortality" in the next Redbook.
 
TjW said:
Parky76 found it, but I can't resist nominating it:



http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1386578/1/



The bolding was added by me, and is the actual nomination.
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OMG :jaw-dropp ... why doesn't that jerk tell my dad this. He's had four heart attacks; his doctor stated that if he has another one, he will definitely die from it. his heart is so damaged (due to 40 years of smoking and being 200lbs overweight), and the three previous attacks, that he is now just a ticking time bomb.
 
Post number 1109 here:

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=30382&page=56

This is from the ever-thoughtful, Bernie. It is regarding how he searched the list of 9/11 deaths for Jewish names. His emphasis.

I also discovered an anomaly with my list which really floored me:

There were TEN (10) Alphabet letter missing list from the final list, most notably the letter A. Think about it, imagine you rounded up at random 3000 Office worker types in Manhattan on any day: How many would have names like Abrahams, Abrams, Adler, Abromovich etc etc?
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And, the one I nominate:

76 Jews out of 3,000 is around 2.7%. If the Jew York Jewish population is say, 20% there should have been 600 Jews killed in those buildings. That just 76 were murdered that day (as tragic as that surely is for them and their families) simply tell me that this was an INSIDE JOB involving Jews from top to bottom and they managed to save as many of theirs as they could.
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Truffers are bad enough, but you gotta love racist truffers even more.
 
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AStone said:
Jew York
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Jew York? If I knew he was joking, I'd call that the most hilarious thing I've ever heard, but he's made it perfectly clear that he's serious.

20%? he should try considering that even w/ it's high tendency for errors, wikipedia can still be good for some things:

About 12% of New Yorkers are Jewish or of Jewish descent and roots.
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I knew research was too much for twoofers to handle, but wikipedia?
I think I just cried a little inside.
 
Haven't posted a nom in a while, but this just got to me. esopxe On LCF:


To be honest, it's hard to prove that some of the place's are "FEMA camps" without making some assumptions. Some of these camps don't even exist as far as what I've found. An example is the supposed FEMA camp in Okanogan County in Washington State. I live in Washington, and not too far from there, so it concerns me if it does exist or not. Last week I spent about 2-3 hours looking on Google Earth for anything camp like and I spent an hour or two searching for documents or pictures on the Internet. I found absolutely nothing. I don't think it's there. All I found was the same thing over and over.
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So, you live close to what is described as:

a site for a massive concentration camp capable of holding hundreds of thousands of people for slave labor.
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...but you don't go for a drive to see if you can find it....you just Google about a bit. And these guys think they can start an actual revolution? :boggled:
 
Tandem Thinking said:
Jew York? If I knew he was joking, I'd call that the most hilarious thing I've ever heard, but he's made it perfectly clear that he's serious.

20%? he should try considering that even w/ it's high tendency for errors, wikipedia can still be good for some things:

I knew research was too much for twoofers to handle, but wikipedia?
I think I just cried a little inside.
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Ahh, but you looked up the demographic figures for New York. He's talking about Jew York.

Toke said:
Clear proof that google earth is in on it.:D
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Of course they are. They pixelated the Vice President's house and like half of the Netherlands!
 
TjW said:
Parky76 found it, but I can't resist nominating it:



http://s1.zetaboards.com/LooseChangeForums/topic/1386578/1/



The bolding was added by me, and is the actual nomination.
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Sorry to burst the bubble, but the sameposter, later on in the thread, says:

Yeah okay I pulled the whole thing out of my arse. I havent been too active in the truth movement in the last few years but I heard a lot of rumors that it had been pretty deeply infiltrated by neo-nazis and when I saw that this place had even put up a mossad forum I just had to give it a test.

See how much bull**** people would eat up as long as you held the jewish carrot in front of them.
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