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Making love in heaven?

MattusMaximus said:
According to Islam, there's got to be sex in Heaven; isn't that supposed to be the motivation for many suicide bombers, what with the 72 virgins and all?
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Good news, you get 72 virgins, bad news, they will stay virgins.
 
If you married someone that had had a sex change operation does that mean you get a same sex marriage in heaven when they change back?

Or if your marriage is classified as a same sex marriage right off the bat since the sex change operation doesn't count, does that mean you have enforced celibacy in heaven or something? You can't be married because same sex marriage is a sin, but you can't be not married because divorce is a sin unless it's because of adultery. So I guess either you're forced to engage in adultery before entering heaven so you can be legitimately divorced (I guess they just pair up the offenders, or I guess grab people from hell who hate sex), or maybe you disappear in a puff of contradictory smoke.
 
A friend wrote a story about heaven and hell where (like in Dogma) hell was intolerable because it was filled with the screams of souls begging to be tortured (and being granted their desire), and heaven was intolerable because it was filled with the righteous getting the desires fulfilled that they denied themselves in life. Imagine the desires of the repressed and you get the idea.

An angel of sorts decided they were fed up and tried to wreck the whole thing.
 
Based on all the available scientific evidence that the Bible has to offer, my best guess is that heaven is a beer fueled sex romp. I don't care what anyone says, there IS beer in heaven!
 
Quad4_72 said:
Based on all the available scientific evidence that the Bible has to offer, my best guess is that heaven is a beer fueled sex romp. I don't care what anyone says, there IS beer in heaven!
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Faith is a marvelous thing, innit! :)
 
Oystein said:
Earlier today, when in bed with my girl friend and doing what bf and gf like to do, I asked her if I was already in heaven.

Which immediately brought up the question:


Will we have more or less sex, or any at all, in (the Christian) heaven than here on earth?
And if not: Who wants to go to heaven??
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How do you bang some angel chick on a cloud without both of you falling through to earth? That's what I want to know.
 
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