Lord Language Resurrection.

[Craig4]

You want to say me that there are no people that do want to earn the same money they have today and to have 26 weeks of creative vacations in a year and only 26 weeks of working days in a year?

If those people exist, they've done nothing about it.

 

[Nay_Sayer]

No. NC is advocating consuming only the bacteria in faeces. Yummy!

Let me guess, A phone app that lets you scan turds and lets you know how much bacteria is in it to eat.

Then all you do is place the turd into the patented -For Sure Food Blender- (Which is just a normal blender with a sock over the top of it.) it'll give you great food all the time, Every time, For Sure.

Just 34,000$

 

[Craig B]

Let me guess, A phone app that lets you scan turds and lets you know how much bacteria is in it to eat.

Yes. NC has told us that during the tyrannical regime of Josef Stalin, people had to extract worms from faeces to eat; but under the Resurrected God Saturday Global dystopia we won't need to eat worms extracted from faeces, we will eat bacteria extracted from faeces. That's much better isn't it?

So it proves that God is better than Stalin.

 

[Stuart]

It is impossible to understand your writing with zero meaning.

Mr Pot, meet Mr Kettle

 

[ComfySlippers]

It is impossible to understand your writing with zero meaning.

GoogleTranslate not good enough?
Now you know how we feel.

...except for when we eat bacon.
That's a lovely feeling.
Shame you're scared of bacon.
Yet weird that you promote eating salmonella-riddled raw chicken.
For sure.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Those are known as crackpots.

There are many cases when the drinking urine makes people healthy.

For a dog perhaps. Would you do it?

If I’ll be sure that this thing makes me healthy and young – yes of course.

Nope. That would be water EXTRACTED and PURIFIED from their urine.

Exactly so.
But people with your mentality stereotypes will not drink this – absolutely good for drink water.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

No, you just said everyone should take 26 weeks of vacation a year and didn't bother to figure out how to pay for it.

Absolutely not so!
Every person of "New Saturday" Era will pay for his 26 weeks of creative vacations in a year only from their earnings from 26 weeks of their work in a year.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Again, I find your approach to history to be very strange. You have omitted some very important facts. Spinoza did not enjoy public freedom of creativity. He was oppressed by the government of the Dutch Republic, the Calvinist churches, the Roman Catholic Church (which placed Spinoza's writings on the Index of Forbidden Books); and the Amsterdam Synagogue, whose leaders excommunicated him. Here is what they wrote about him.

The Lords of the ma'amad, having long known of the evil opinions and acts of Baruch de Espinoza, have endeavoured by various means and promises, to turn him from his evil ways. But having failed to make him mend his wicked ways, and, on the contrary, daily receiving more and more serious information about the abominable heresies which he practised and taught and about his monstrous deeds, and having for this numerous trustworthy witnesses who have deposed and borne witness to this effect in the presence of the said Espinoza, they became convinced of the truth of the matter; and after all of this has been investigated in the presence of the honourable chachamin [sages], they have decided, with their consent, that the said Espinoza should be excommunicated and expelled from the people of Israel. ( ... )

In September 2012, the Portugees-Israëlietische Gemeente te Amsterdam asked the chief rabbi of their community Haham Pinchas Toledano to reconsider the cherem after consulting several Spinoza experts. However he declined to remove it, citing Spinoza's "preposterous ideas, where he was tearing apart the very fundamentals of our religion".​

His books were banned by the Dutch government in 1678. It is for this kind of reason that I am so hostile to your ideas of setting up a theocratic state, the New Saturday Great Union, to rule Israel, the USA and the European Union.

“New Saturday Union of Developed and Correctly Developing Countries” is the Secular Global State and absolutely not theocratic state as you try to lie.

You simply talk about Spinoza what everybody can read in Wiki.
Your problem that you can’t think creatively and see something phenomenal in well known facts about Spinoza.
For me the lifestyle of freedom of Spinoza much more important than his scientist achievements.

 

[ComfySlippers]

“New Saturday Union of Developed and Correctly Developing Countries” is the Secular Global State and absolutely not theocratic state as you try to lie.

You simply talk about Spinoza what everybody can read in Wiki.

Your problem that you can’t think creatively and see something phenomenal in well known facts about Spinoza.

For me the lifestyle of freedom of Spinoza much more important than his scientist achievements.

For sure, but can you describe the taste of bacon for sure?

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Feel free to provide an example worldwide of a government claiming to be perfect. North Korea springs to mind. Is that the government you want?

The criminal state power of all developed countries has real ability to annihilate the North Korea regime in one hour time.
But the criminal global power does not want to do this, because in every time they can say: “Look! There are some states - much more criminal than our developed states. Such as North Korea, Iran, Saudi Arabia and some others.

I don't believe you. I checked you and your crazy notions were found wanting. I have no problem. You have no group.
Clear enough?

It just means that you don’t believe to the absolutely real facts.
One fanatic believes that God exists.
Another fanatic believes that God does not exist.
I can’t change their fanatic’s mentality.

 

[ComfySlippers]

...

I can’t change their fanatic’s mentality.

You can't stop posting nonsense either.
Perhaps it's time you called it a day.

I appreciate you sharing your weekly dump here, but your wrongness is very boring.

Don't let your wife find your vodka though.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Dear God. NC is going to computerise Stalin. A digitised Stalin Brain will develop Five Year Plans,

This way plan digital global high quality economy will change today’s totally criminal so called “free market economy”.

while a Robot Judge will conduct Show Trials of dissidents.

Robot Judges will work in civil and criminal court processes with high quality and efficiency.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

[Excerpts from the soon to be visual novel 'Cathartic Nightmare']

Chapter 2; In the bleak grey sky just before another rain storm, slowly hovering over the starving weak masses floats the imperial zeppelin temples, They blare their messages non stop.

In one of the many lines that form for the weekly food allowances stands a man, With the last of his strength he throws a medium sized rock at the blimps in a vain desperate attempt to stop the madness...he fails.

The man is quickly grabbed by the robotic cops and promptly killed after a 5 minute virtual court session with the machine judge, the line trudges forward along with the day.

Grey and black colors will dominate in the minds of criminals.
In the minds of honest open and creative people of «New Saturday” will dominate blue, red and gold colors of “New Saturday” Flying Temple.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

It's a really horrible idea maximising misery for the most people.

$1 billion would not even be enough to develop your robot judges.

It is not enough to make the robot judge but it enough to make symmetry of work weeks and creative vacation weeks in all developed countries from today.
It is also enough to take people in all state power places and most job places according lotto from persons that were successive in professional tests and only on 1 cadence in all developed countries from today.
It is also enough to establish lifelong high multi professional education for everybody in all developed countries from today.
1 billion dollars enough me to implement all those great things.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

I don't recall the amount being that large before. Inflation? Or are we counting in Zimbabwean dollars?

1 billion US dollars enough me to implement 3 main blocks of my great global social project “New Saturday” in all developed countries from today.

 

[ComfySlippers]

I think Cosmo's understanding of '1 billion' is about as big as his knowledge of where Canada is.

What a childish world he lives in.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Not even close to correct. He signed the Emancipation Proclomation freeing slaves in states in rebellion. He pushed through a Constitutional Ammendment banning slavery shortly before he died (though it was approved by the states after his death). He made sure that after victory by the Nortn there would be no slavery in the US.

I think that the main goal of Lincoln was the victory of the North States on the South States.
The end of slavery was not the main goal of Lincoln.
If it is not so – never matter for me because it is not an interesting topic for me - Lincoln biography.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Ok. So I am the problem with the world because I speak English properly, and don't suffer from a persecution complex like you do?

What a paranoid thing to say. It explains a lot though.

You realise that you, yourself, wouldn't be allowed to live in the fantasy world you dream about?

Your English is crap. You believe in nonsense. You don't understand incredibly easy concepts. You make stuff up. You talk to your imaginary friend who's scared of pigs.

If Cosmo wanted to live in CosmoLand, the Robo-Judge would say NO.

Does your imaginary friend speak English?
Can he understand your poor attempts at English?

Week by week your nonsense gets worse, ForSure™.

You can’t understand that exactly the same problems that I have with my English have most of people with their English – better than my English but not native English.
This situation gives illegal privileges to the native English speaking people from their childhood compare others people in Globalization World.
Long Live the native English for every world child!!!!

 

[ComfySlippers]

You can’t understand that exactly the same problems that I have with my English have most of people with their English – better than my English but not native English.

This situation gives illegal privileges to the native English speaking people from their childhood compare others people in Globalization World.

Long Live the native English for every world child!!!!

Classic.

So, let me get this straight...

Even though I'm born and bred in England, in Great Britain, in The UK, (nowhere near Canada), your twisted mistranslated gibberish attempts at English are superior to mine?
I'm Englishing wrong?

Baffling.

Matey, to be an evil super-villain world dictator, you need to have been pissed off by something more than "Damn, my English sucks".

You need to have been adopted at birth by turtles or whales or something, and to have accidentally drunk something poisonous, (not vodka), and developed a super power somewhat greater than having a magic anus.

Your super-weapons suck too.
The mighty sock of filtration and the antiSalmonella iPhone just won't sell to the kids.
Your trusty sidekick, RoboJudge, is as dumb as a bag of carrots.
The evil professor who you report to is scared of pigs.

No one is going to buy the "NationalCosmopolitan" comic book when there are more believable super-villains out there.

Plus you sound like a 1970s ice-cream.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

How much do you have so far?

A single dollar will not lost.
All money will be spent on the implementation of the “New Saturday” 3 blocks in all developed countries by mandatory way.