Well done, 43. You are an example to us all. For your hard work, you will recieve 7 promotions and 6 demotions. We'll send your official notice once we finish our sinister plan to clone the DNA of the last homing pigeon and teach it to operate submarines by remote control.
Are you telling me that your conspiracy is responsible for both 24 and the matrix? My god, I knew yo had "reach", but I'm starting to get scared now.
No. We were behind the disinformation campaign that made people THINK the trans fat content varied between different cities. It was vital to an ongoing operation in Portland that the residents believe they were unjustly targeted by McDonalds.
How does your filing system do on accidentally leaking subtle hints about its contents to obscure press agencies? It's important that the more devastatingly important the file, the more likely it will be lost.
If it weren't for the pesky Loosers, we'd be up to 37.5% by now! We're never going to reach our annual annoyance quota at this rate... we're going to have to up the timetable on Operation Lost Keys.
I'll reiterate the response I gave back in 2001, when a friend of mine forwarded that claim which he'd received from an Egyptian friend of his.
a vital part of the system involves storing approximately 1.6% of all our documents classified 11 levels above TOP SECRET on websites which the public can access, we will also give 4% of our documentation to the CT nuts for safe keeping, thereby decreasing our storage requirements by 4%, allowing more room for socks. the filing system also rely on only have two files, stupid implausible stuff we have done, and stupid implausible stuff we are doing, each file jacket will be approximately 25 miles thick, I would need permission to use a couple of persons of Hench in the organization to develop the worlds largest, and most pointless paper clip, but I think you'll find it worthwhile.
excellent, it will be a pleasure groveling to your every command.
Though the rest of your plan is great, this part sounds dangerously efficient to me. How about we keep a blank sheet of paper around for each page we offload on the CTers? That way, we can keep track of how much we've given them. Also, if someone breaks into our files to verify the CTer's story, they'll just find blank page after blank page!
I like it, and would be happy to incorporate in int my filing system, as soon as you have filled out form Ac29-b, all Ac-prefix forms are to be completed on a Tuesday, and then shredded on a Thursday after processing. We will then file the shreddings.
No no no. We want people to think we're thinking about targeting the kids. Then they'll let down their guard, because every time they think they've figured out what we're doing, we always do the opposite. When we really go for the kids, because we're telling everyone to suspect it, they won't suspect a thing!
But didn't you know TEH GLOBALISTS are being the new "religion" of political correctness, which incorporates mutually exclusive elements of both far left, and far right ideologies, but which really, really just focuses on bat guano crazy stuff.
Poor kitty!
I wish he'd have left the articles in the archive, perhaps amending them with this excuse and disclaimer. I'd like to have read them.