But my friends--if the "official story" is incredible or impossible, the event absolutely cannot be a conspiracy!
No one trying to perpetrate a hoax would deliberately make up an outrageous or impossible cover story. Why tell everyone the hijackers had box cutters when you could just as well say they had Uzis? Why would the perps make up a bad cover story?
(Also, why would such a lame cover story fool everyone in the world except a few CTs, whose minds are always made up anyway? Answer: It wouldn't.)
So, in pointing out all sorts of impossibilities and absurdities in the "official story," the conspiracists are actually disproving their own theory. This is most ironical and strange.