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Wouldn't it be great if someone could just precisely state the claim, along with a simple proposal for testing capable of falsifying that claim?
 
Stray Cat said:
It's odd isn't it? Hummer has had exactly the same problem in another thread. What is it about these people with claimed special (and yet ultimately useless) abilities that leaves them with a complete lack of ability with (ultimately very useful) hard and software?
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Maybe they're trying to use their mind instead of their mouse.
 
Pixel42 said:
I am also looking forward to reading flaccon's account of the weekend's events.
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I'd say prepare for more obfuscation, ambiguity, inconsistancies, contradictions, excuses, irrelevancies, incoherance, frustration, disappointment and another circuit of the merry-go-round.
 
Never mind, Reno.
It's all free publicity for your PI firm.
Make the most of it, is my advice!
 
I wonder how much money there is to be made in PI....I have a garage full of old junk that can be turned into devices :)
 
Couldn't we just ask the spirits to post their account of it on here?
They're possessing computers, so it should be a simple task to join up and make a few comments. :whistling
 
flaccon said:
Thanks for that advice Biscuit. Pretty easy to get me to part with cash these days, but the reporter is covering my moves, so I believe the charlatans will give me a wide berth. Thankfully no, the group don't charge for their services. I know folk prey on the desperate but I have to say, if I get out this alive, it's a bonus I'm not expecting. I'd take my chances that this isn't happening if it wasn't for the seriousness, and the evidence of the seriousness..
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Reno Researchers Inc also have as part of our equipment a new yellow tow rope with a big metal hook on the end, and an old Nuclear Biologial Chemical Warfare Protection suit that I still have in my Army reserve kit.

So if you are in fear for your life, we have the ability to dive into the ectoplasmic soup of the ghost realm and pull you back out if neccessary. We fear neither ectoplasm, nor soup. We can guarentee you the bonus of getting out of this one alive.

Is the PI group you are working for prepared to do this for you? I think not.
 
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Reno Researchers Inc. helped me with my ghost problem. I was like totally blocked-up, totally. They have devices, man. Devices. My blockage was echtoplasmicalific in nature. It was like green and thick. Reno they just pwned it man. Like vacuumage. I would like totally recommend them for all your poltergeist digital infections.
 
Thank you Donn.

See flaccie? I can produce many more testimonials and I have an old printer in my garage that I can hook up to a computer and print off some excellent credentials to prove our professionalism.

I'm stunned that you're not battering down my door to engage us already.
 
Reno said:
I'm stunned that you're not battering down my door to engage us already.
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Run your music collection through your device. Look for the subtle clues of voices crying out in abject hope. Clarity can be had when you amplify the signal; I guarantee an offer of employment with a blank cheque *.


* It helps to compress and then email the files to yourself. No, really.
 
Well played, Majesty.

flaccon, I hope you're all right.
 
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Reno said:
I wonder how much money there is to be made in PI....I have a garage full of old junk that can be turned into devices :)
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Ooh! Ooh! I'd like to order a device! Something small and flexible enough to braid into my hair, with flashing LED's in green. I've been having Leprechaun trouble lately and it seems to be getting worse as March approaches.

Invoice me for payment. Thanks!

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flaccon,

You've taken the time to share most of your history regarding paranormal occurences, attacks, etc., and explained that the EVP's began because Satan is afoot and the spirits are desperate to deliver an important message – through you – that will save the world from utter devastation. Then you proclaim that you lack the intellectual capacity to deliver this message properly so all you can do is relate random words and phrases and leave it to the rest of us to decipher. You also seem to lack the technical skills needed to provide definitive evidence of spirits speaking through sound files.

Then you announce that you've hooked up with a team to investigate your claims and make a public report of the findings but refuse to disclose names or methods because of privacy concerns. What? Newspaper reporters don't want their names mentioned? Ghost hunters don't want any publicity?

This latest scheme is just like the DNA test you thought would connect you genetically to Jesus; talk, claims, no followup, and we should just accept it as true because you said so. Do you even plan to share the results of this weekend, including naming names?

It may not be your intention but you've managed to make your claims all about you, leaving the impression that you're simply a lonely woman looking for attention. Sorry.

Scordatura
 
Alice Shortcake said:
I certainly hope so. Sadly, we all know that flaccon's response to the ASKE representatives' inability to hear spirit voices will be to go back to square one and seek validation elsewhere. Eventually she'll find some clueless "ghost hunter" with no understanding of pareidolia, confirmation bias etc who'll hear what they're told to hear; and at least one newspaper will lap it up, if it's only the local rag. Meanwhile flaccon's family will be dragged deeper into her delusions.

The really tragic thing about all this is that spirit voices struggling to deliver earth-shattering revelations are only the tip of the iceberg. Flaccon's obsession with demons capable of causing physical harm to people and property is far more disturbing, especially when it's infected her children and grandchildren.
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Sadly Alice, it infects all children. The fact that I take the time to reply to posts that I'd rather not encourage, might indicate to you that it is more serious than your assumptions.
 
flaccon said:
Sadly Alice, it infects all children. The fact that I take the time to reply to posts that I'd rather not encourage, might indicate to you that it is more serious than your assumptions.
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It indicates no such thing.
 
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