EHocking
Penultimate Amazing
I believe in life after love.I believe in love.
And bacon.
Bacon is proof of such.
I believe in life after love.I believe in love.
And bacon.
Now you've given me an earworm. Thanks so much.I believe in life after love.
I believe in love.
And bacon.
OK. I'm fessing up. I ate the Loch Ness Monster!
How apt for a Loch Ness Monster thread.That thing horrifies me more than a plesiosaur would!
ETA: Even though it isn't 20 feet. The picture distorts it because it is closer to the camera. Note the size of the buckets below.
By definition, that makes YOU the next Loch Ness Monster - pack your swimming gear and get your ass over to Scotland.
And it should be remembered too that this team was not looking for the Loch Ness Monster. They were doing a genetic survey of the inhabitants of the Loch, which is genuine science.Most photos of the Loch Ness Monster are probably not eels. In fact apart from the fact that there are eels in the lake there is no evidence that ANY of them are eels.
If a whole loch's worth of eel DNA were to agglomerate together, develop a crude animalistic form of sentience driven by base pair reactions and primordial rage, and rise up out of the water in fury to cast the works of humanity into ruin, that would be almost as interesting as an actual monster.
The chances of finding a large eel in Loch Ness are around 1 in 50,000 for a 1-meter specimen, which is reasonable given the loch’s fish stock and suggests some sightings of smaller unknown animals may be accounted for by large eels. However, the probability of finding a specimen upward of 6 meters is essentially zero; therefore, eels probably do not account for sightings of larger animals.
The existence of exceedingly large eels in the loch is not likely based on purely statistical considerations.
A migration of eels is a twisty long conglomeration of hundreds of eels all intertwined into one long giant eel-like mass.
Why couldn't Nessie photos be a migration of eels, or failing that, two eels entwined together mating?