Lindsay Lohan: Wanted Fugitive

Movies like that are generally helped by negative press. Anything to draw attention to it.

On a completely unrelated note, I went to basic training with a guy named "Kevin Lovelace" who claimed to be Linda Lovelace's son.
 
Movies like that are generally helped by negative press. Anything to draw attention to it.

On a completely unrelated note, I went to basic training with a guy named "Kevin Lovelace" who claimed to be Linda Lovelace's son.


Nah, the problem is producers might not want to pay the huge fee that getting a completion bond..a sort of insuranace policy for the film's backers that if the production is cancelled during production, they will at least get something back..for any film with Lohan in the leading role will cost. Most studios will not touch Lohan for that very reason...insurance is too high for someone whose box office draw is nil. There was a lot of speculation from day one this was a publicity stunt by the producers, and in the end they would drop Lohan and go with another more bankable..and insurable...actress.
ANyway, the delay will cost them millions of dollars, even without the insurance problems.
 
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So she was in Cannes promoting a movie that hasn't even started shooting yet?

Sounds like a movie that may well never be made.

Oh, promoting a movie before production starts is SOP....many stars do it.
The thing is Lohan went to Cannes for the annoucement (although it was leaked to the press beforehand of course) the she had the role.The announcement was never made. Huge difference between that and a star promoting a movie for which he is signed and which will soon start shooting. In fact, pre production news conferecnes with the Cast are SOP nowdays. What Lohan was doing was entirely different.
 
More proof that just because you have money doesn't mean you aren't white trash.

...also proof that just because someone's trashy and gross doesn't mean I'd kick them out of bed. Weird. :confused: Very weird.
 
On a completely unrelated note, I went to basic training with a guy named "Kevin Lovelace" who claimed to be Linda Lovelace's son.

Hope this doesn't derail the thread (although its not like there is any serious discussion here), but I assume you were skeptical about his claim.

After all, "Linda Lovelace" was a stage name/alias. Her real last name was 'Boreman', and I don't think she ever married anyone with the real last name 'Lovelace'.
 
The Judge cracks down:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/05/24/lohan.court.case/index.html?hpt=T2

and she still has a Probation violation hearing on July 6th.
The real kicker is that the judge is not letting her go out of LA for any reason whatsoever. I would not be surprised if Lohan loses the Linda Lovelace role .

This also revealed 2 other lies Lohan has tried to pass off:

From the article:
When defense lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley said the SCRAM ankle bracelet and drug tests would interfere with a movie shoot Lohan has in Texas next month, Revel said that work must be delayed.

Only problem is, the movie studio has stated that there are no movie shoots involving Lohan in Texas scheduled for next month.

From: http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/05/25/lohan.no.filming/index.html
"Miss Lohan has indicated to me that she has been told that there are scenes she must reshoot for the 'Machete' film," Holley told CNN Tuesday. "I believe her and, for that reason, I mentioned it to the judge." But a spokesman for 20th Century Fox told CNN Tuesday that "Machete" is well into post-production already and no reshoots are scheduled.

Then there is this (from the previous article):
Holley told Revel that Lohan missed her alcohol counseling session last week because her uncle died.

"Did she go to the funeral?" Revel asked.

"She did not," Holley answered.
 
She was in France when she knew she had a hearing that week. She missed her alcohol course. She lied about movies that had she was going to act in. These are too many strikes against her. I am not happy with the way this Judge handled this. If this was anybody else, they would be sitting in jail right now with no bail. She is obviously showing the court that she isn't being responsible enough to handle her conditions of probation.
 
If this was anybody else who wasn't rich, they would be sitting in jail right now with no bail.

fixed that for ya :)

I saw her in South Beach once. She was waay-haaay-haaaasted. She was surrounded by like 3 enormous bodyguards and she was dancing like this: :dc_O_o:
 
fixed that for ya :)

I saw her in South Beach once. She was waay-haaay-haaaasted. She was surrounded by like 3 enormous bodyguards and she was dancing like this: :dc_O_o:

One would think that a person who could afford three bodyguards could hire a driver and not got arrested for drunk driving.
 
One would think that a person who could afford three bodyguards could hire a driver and not got arrested for drunk driving.

LOL! :D Ironically I was working for a limo company at the time.
 
Hope this doesn't derail the thread (although its not like there is any serious discussion here), but I assume you were skeptical about his claim.

After all, "Linda Lovelace" was a stage name/alias. Her real last name was 'Boreman', and I don't think she ever married anyone with the real last name 'Lovelace'.

I didn't know about her real name, but the entire platoon was skeptical of his claim. The only reason I remember him was that it seemed to be an odd thing to lie about.
 
I don't know why the studios are worried about her going to jail. They just paint her cell walls green and CG out the prison jumpsuit. Then they could place her in any movie they want.
 
I didn't know about her real name, but the entire platoon was skeptical of his claim. The only reason I remember him was that it seemed to be an odd thing to lie about.
Yeah. That's one you don't hear bragged about too often ...
Hypothetical moment as people brag about their families at a platoon BS session.

Lovelace: *My mom swallowed about a mile of _____ on film.*

I don't see it.


Yah yah, I know, I don't see it because she ate the whole thing ...

DR
 
SHe was out partying unitl 2 Am last night.
Yes she was only drinking Red Bulls, but the point is she is not breaking the habits or getting away from the bunch of enablers who got her into this mess. She has learned nothing. This is not going to end well.
 
Don't worry, she has a part in Willie Nelson's new picture, and he'll be a good influence on her.
 
My niece and nephew put on Herbie fully loaded for my toddler son at the weekend, and I got stuck making sure he didn't wander off for the entire movie.

I can't remember every part, probably because of the damage caused by thrusting the coat hanger repeatedly in to my brain, but if she wasn't arrested for crimes against humanity for that movie, what's a little drinking and lying between friends(/judges)?
 

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