Matthew Best
Penultimate Amazing
I would not be surprised if Lohan loses the Linda Lovelace role .
So she was in Cannes promoting a movie that hasn't even started shooting yet?
Sounds like a movie that may well never be made.
I would not be surprised if Lohan loses the Linda Lovelace role .
Movies like that are generally helped by negative press. Anything to draw attention to it.
On a completely unrelated note, I went to basic training with a guy named "Kevin Lovelace" who claimed to be Linda Lovelace's son.
So she was in Cannes promoting a movie that hasn't even started shooting yet?
Sounds like a movie that may well never be made.
More proof that just because you have money doesn't mean you aren't white trash.
On a completely unrelated note, I went to basic training with a guy named "Kevin Lovelace" who claimed to be Linda Lovelace's son.
The Judge cracks down:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/05/24/lohan.court.case/index.html?hpt=T2
and she still has a Probation violation hearing on July 6th.
The real kicker is that the judge is not letting her go out of LA for any reason whatsoever. I would not be surprised if Lohan loses the Linda Lovelace role .
If this was anybodyelsewho wasn't rich, they would be sitting in jail right now with no bail.

fixed that for ya
I saw her in South Beach once. She was waay-haaay-haaaasted. She was surrounded by like 3 enormous bodyguards and she was dancing like this:![]()
One would think that a person who could afford three bodyguards could hire a driver and not got arrested for drunk driving.
Hope this doesn't derail the thread (although its not like there is any serious discussion here), but I assume you were skeptical about his claim.
After all, "Linda Lovelace" was a stage name/alias. Her real last name was 'Boreman', and I don't think she ever married anyone with the real last name 'Lovelace'.
Yeah. That's one you don't hear bragged about too often ...I didn't know about her real name, but the entire platoon was skeptical of his claim. The only reason I remember him was that it seemed to be an odd thing to lie about.
Don't worry, she has a part in Willie Nelson's new picture, and he'll be a good influence on her.