Lindsay Lohan: Wanted Fugitive

[shemp]

Maybe she's trying to find the one-armed man.

 

[Darth Rotor]

Maybe she's trying to find the one-armed man.

That's not his arm ...

 

[Drudgewire]

She's welcome to hide out in my safehouse any time.

And yes, I call my bed "my safehouse."

 

[TsarBomba]

I love this little bit of satire about the whole conspiracy theory from eonline.

We're currently imagining Michael Lohan placing a call to Jean Reno, or, more likely, an incredible Jean Reno simulation, and asking how much it would cost to make a certain document disappear. We're further imagining the fake Jean Reno bumping into Lindsay Lohan at the airport in Cannes, asking for directions to the Eiffel Tower, and—voila!—walking away with the ultimate star souvenir.
For the big finish, we're seeing a distraught Lindsay Lohan stranded in France with no way of getting to court in time, and nothing but yacht parties to go to in the meantime, while, back in the states, Michael Lohan opens a Fed-Ex package, takes out his daughter's passport, and relishes in a puppet-master's job well done.

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In case you are wondering, Jean Reno is this guy:

 

[Travis]

She is such a train wreck. All I can do is pop in my Mean Girls DVD and lament what might have been.

 

[pgwenthold]

She is such a train wreck. All I can do is pop in my Mean Girls DVD and lament what might have been.

Sadly, I thought of the Love Bug movie.

 

[dudalb]

Maybe but not really in the realm of skepticism, critical thinking, paranormal and science

When you get enough posts to go into the 'Members Only" section, you will see sections for such non skeptical topics as Movies and Sports.
Rational thinkers like to have fun occasionally also.

 

[BenBurch]

I foresee a lesbian woman's prison flick in the future.

 

[Ausmerican]

And to add stupid to dumb she isnt too careful about vacation photos.

Lindsay Lohan Was Partying with Cocaine When She Was Supposed to be in Court.
http://gawker.com/5544619/lindsay-l...-was-supposed-to-be-in-court?skyline=true&s=i

 

[pchams]

Fair comment have fun

You are correct in your assumptions.
This site used to be about skeptical thinking.
It's now a clique, and apparently a (bad) news site.

 

[Toke]

I foresee a lesbian woman's prison flick in the future.

With the amount of XXX parodies of tv series and movies in mind your prediction is not MDC material.

 

[Damien Evans]

This site about skeptical thinking.
It's a site.

I left in the factual parts of your post.

 

[tyr_13]

I love this little bit of satire about the whole conspiracy theory from eonline.

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In case you are wondering, Jean Reno is this guy:

[qimg]http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/jean_reno/fotos/1059/jean_reno.jpg[/qimg]

That's not a real guy, he's just a video game character. Man for a critical thinking website...

 

[Nosi]

Why are we even talking about this. isnt this an educational foundation not a de-educational foundation

"But the volcano ate my homework...Waaa!"

 

[Delvo]

If your whole post* is all caps, it makes it all lowercase. Otherwise, no problem.

*Not counting quotes.

No, it did it to me with only two words that were entirely capitalized: "FMOTL" and "WITWIT". Anyway, before that sidetracked me, what I was saying was...

She could try a FMOTL routine next.

What In The World Is That?

^^ And now it lets them both stay! We don't have an emoticon here sufficient for this wackiness, so I am forced to snag one from another forum!

 

[KoihimeNakamura]

Freeman on the land.

 

[Ladewig]

Milk-a-wha ?

There! Somebody had to say it.

 

[Ryokan]

What do you think - 2 hours jail time this time round instead of just one?

I offer to spank the naughty girl as punishment.

 

[dudalb]

The Judge cracks down:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/05/24/lohan.court.case/index.html?hpt=T2

and she still has a Probation violation hearing on July 6th.
The real kicker is that the judge is not letting her go out of LA for any reason whatsoever. I would not be surprised if Lohan loses the Linda Lovelace role .

 

[Dragonrock]

More proof that just because you have money doesn't mean you aren't white trash.