Lesbian sex a "pastry party"

[bruto]

A cruller is as much a pastry as a donut. I rather like pastry parties myself.

 

[Beerina]

Sword fighting?

I'm not sure they understand the mechanics.

The other common and marginally more accurate term is not for polite society.








In any case, I assume "pastry party" is based on "muffin", though muffins aren't pastries.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

It was all so much simpler when I was growing up:



Now you've got starfish and pineapples and carrots and sponges and swords and and I don't know what all.

 

[fuelair]

The other common and marginally more accurate term is not for polite society.








In any case, I assume "pastry party" is based on "muffin", though muffins aren't pastries.

Pie, not muffins, I promise, I would have caught this one by 9th grade. I even designed a box for a name related product (the influence of MAD magazine was great upon the land in those halcyon days of yore...........)which I must forbear to name but it involved raspberry or strawberry jelly amd toasted coconut flakes on a triangular vanilla cookie. It devastated those privy to it and fotunately no teacher ever saw it..........

 

[fuelair]

It was all so much simpler when I was growing up:



Now you've got starfish and pineapples and carrots and sponges and swords and and I don't know what all.

Can't tell your birthdate and age, but I was in the 9th grade in 1960-61.

 

[pgwenthold]

A cruller is as much a pastry as a donut. I rather like pastry parties myself.

Did you ever notice that, when Dorothy starts singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow in the Wizard of Oz, she is carrying a cruller? ("Just fried" said Auntie Em) And then she gives it to Toto while she is singing.

 

[ponderingturtle]

Hmm, so in his metaphors what would a carrot cake donut be?

And honestly can anyone think foods that go together as poorly as carrots and donuts? Horrible combination.

 

[Slowvehicle]

What if a guy is into bear claws and long johns?

What if ich bin ein Berliner?

What about carrot cake? I like cake.

This sex stuff is confusing.

...pervert...

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

...pervert...

Hey! I didn't say I was into Brown Bobbys. Those triangle things are totally gay and are clearly not what God intended.

 

[aggle-rithm]

Hey! I didn't say I was into Brown Bobbys. Those triangle things are totally gay and are clearly not what God intended.

Right! What God intended was to have two people who have no idea how each other's private parts work fumble around in an attempt to pleasure each other. He wants them to be ashamed, and rightly so! They suck at it.

 

[Ladewig]

And honestly can anyone think foods that go together as poorly as carrots and donuts? Horrible combination.

I know. So poorly thought out.

 

[The Norseman]

I'm presuming then that spotted dick isn't on the menu.

 

[pakeha]

Or Pezones de Monja.

 

[Brainache]

I guess in this age of the Universal Brazillian, rug munching has gone the way of the Dodo.

 

[fuelair]

I guess in this age of the Universal Brazillian, rug munching has gone the way of the Dodo.

Actually,the days of the UB in porn ended about 2 -3 years ago. Doesn't mean you do not see same occasionally, but even in more recent Brazilian material it is not at all ubiquitous...................

 

[The Norseman]

Actually,the days of the UB in porn ended about 2 -3 years ago. Doesn't mean you do not see same occasionally, but even in more recent Brazilian material it is not at all ubiquitous...................

Why I love this board -- putting the 'E' in 'JREF' one topic at a time!

 

[gerdbonk]

I thought sex involved bananas and bagels. I've been doing it wrong? Again?

 

[sadhatter]

There is just something that screams dimwit to me about someone who is equating swordfighting with homosexuality.

Even, for the sake of argument saying that being gay is intrinsically effeminate, i can't think of too many things more downright john wayne manly than a couple of blokes trying to kill each other with sharpened pieces of metal, in close quarters.

I mean , even characters like Drizzt , or the water dancer from A Game of Thrones, still come off as incredibly manly , when they are doing actual fighting with swords. I honestly think that even within the realm of **** analogies made by anti gay folks, this one is quite a doozy.

 

[Slowvehicle]

There is just something that screams dimwit to me about someone who is equating swordfighting with homosexuality.

Even, for the sake of argument saying that being gay is intrinsically effeminate, i can't think of too many things more downright john wayne manly than a couple of blokes trying to kill each other with sharpened pieces of metal, in close quarters.

I mean , even characters like Drizzt , or the water dancer from A Game of Thrones, still come off as incredibly manly , when they are doing actual fighting with swords. I honestly think that even within the realm of **** analogies made by anti gay folks, this one is quite a doozy.

I think the point of the screed is that, well...sometimes a "sword" is just a sword, and sometimes, it's a smoke, so to speak...

 

[arthwollipot]

Actually,the days of the UB in porn ended about 2 -3 years ago. Doesn't mean you do not see same occasionally, but even in more recent Brazilian material it is not at all ubiquitous...................

You're clearly not looking at the same porn that I... uh... have been told... about... by other people.

<-- I'll be over here.