Lesbian sex a "pastry party"

[catsmate]

OK, I'm not sure if this is the right sub-forum but let's see how this goes.

A christian sex education video (from Ignite Church) discusses sex in terms of carrots and donuts (or doughnuts even) and has described lesbian sex as a "pastry party".

"God never created us men to sword fight and didn't create women for pastry parties either."

The video is embedded here. Jezebel commentary here.

Hey, Kids! Curious about sex? Maybe you should check out this video from Ignite Church in which a way cool dude explains how your parts work. Sound boring? It's not — bro is hilarious and explains your bodies in terms of carrots and donuts. Rockin,' right? Be sure and check your homosexuality at the door though. This talk is for straights only because, to borrow the words of the raddest Christian sex lecturer in town, "‘God never created us men to sword fight and didn't create women for pastry parties either." No, but he did intend for us to stick carrots into donut holes. Crystal analogies, my man!

 

[pgwenthold]

Just avoid the raspberry filled bismarcks...

 

[Evolved Wookie]

Just avoid the raspberry filled bismarcks...

I find the custard more troubling.

Sprinkles?

 

[aggle-rithm]

Sword fighting?

I'm not sure they understand the mechanics.

 

[fagin]

Sword fighting?

I'm not sure they understand the mechanics.

Don't tell Inigo Montoya

 

[aggle-rithm]

Don't tell Inigo Montoya

Not until he puts down his sword, anyway.

 

[ponderingturtle]

I have to say I was hoping for something rather different from the title.

 

[joesixpack]

"Lesbian Sex Pastry Party" sounds like an awesome movie. Is it available Online somewhere?

 

[Horatius]

Sword fighting?

I'm not sure they understand the mechanics.

Or the history of warfare, for that matter.

 

[Mark6]

"Lesbian Sex Pastry Party" sounds like an awesome movie. Is it available Online somewhere?

It does. I wonder if the efforts of Ignite Church backfire sometimes.

 

[C_Felix]

Don't tell Inigo Montoya

Why so full of paranoia?

 

[AvalonXQ]

The Princess Bride -- many swords, no donuts. Gayest movie ever?

 

[Modified]

"Pastry" is kind of a high falutin word for a donut.

 

[Slowvehicle]

The Princess Bride -- many swords, no donuts. Gayest movie ever?

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. "

GME nom: The entire "Twilight" debacle...

 

[catsmate]

Sword fighting?

I'm not sure they understand the mechanics.

Indeed.

"Lesbian Sex Pastry Party" sounds like an awesome movie. Is it available Online somewhere?

According to Rule 34 it will be soon.

 

[Bikewer]

"I'm gonna go downtown...And find me a jelly roll..."

Gee, I wonder what that was all about....

 

[joesixpack]

Indeed.


According to Rule 34 it will be soon.

May I pre-order? And can it be set in a convent?

 

[Foster Zygote]

"Lesbian Sex Pastry Party" sounds like an awesome movie. Is it available Online somewhere?

Parts 1 through 28.

 

[Vic Vega]

Sword fighting?

I'm not sure they understand the mechanics.

Yeah, it would seem to me that the carrot and donut analogy would work just fine instead... Perhaps even better.

 

[Ausmerican]

And yet, throughout history, men have engaged in sword fighting and women have baked. As analogies go it is particularly bad.